Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Alibelle - Feb 20, 2005 6:23:58 pm PST #9364 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Poor Paris and acquaintances. That sucks.

Yay, Lee! Scalp moving is awesome.

I need to eat, but I am too lazy. I think I'll have some popcorn for now, since that requires little effort and only two minutes and thirty seconds to make.


beth b - Feb 20, 2005 6:31:21 pm PST #9365 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

congrates Frankenbuddha!

nice, tom. I was curious to see what it looked like. -- i think going through the slide show gave me a good idea.


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2005 6:38:36 pm PST #9366 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She hasn't done anything to deserve anything so terrible.

The catty thing would be to say "she hasn't done anything" and leave it at that.

But she is riding a public wave created out of sheer nothingness. I don't wish any misfortune upon her. It's a messy hollow empty thing that comes with backlash already installed.

It's bad enough if you've actually done something to get famous. Worse, I fear, if you haven't.


Tom Scola - Feb 20, 2005 6:42:01 pm PST #9367 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Robot Chicken is pretty funny.

Someone should call Seth Green and tell him.


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2005 6:45:24 pm PST #9368 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hunter Thompson kills self.


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2005 6:48:34 pm PST #9369 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn.


Polter-Cow - Feb 20, 2005 6:49:08 pm PST #9370 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Whoa.


Lee - Feb 20, 2005 6:49:50 pm PST #9371 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Huh.


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2005 6:51:19 pm PST #9372 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow.


DavidS - Feb 20, 2005 6:54:42 pm PST #9373 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oof. Spalding Gray and now this. Stupid depressed writers.