OK, what's wrong with -cones?
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bon bon - Feb 20, 2005 3:20:08 pm PST #9339 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
§ ita § - Feb 20, 2005 3:23:52 pm PST #9340 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The theory is, if I get it right, that shampoo's harsher than is good for hair and scalp, and a conditioner rinse will clean your hair but more gently.
However, the silicone family of stuff isn't water soluble, and you can't get it out of your hair without shampoo.
So if you want to go shampoo-free, you have to stop putting the -cones in.
I don't know if there's anything wrong with the -cones themselves, except for the standard everything'll-kill-ya sort of thing.
bon bon - Feb 20, 2005 3:44:21 pm PST #9341 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Ah, thanks for the explanation. Makes sense.
ION, there are A LOT of celebrities changing their phone numbers right about now. [link] [Mark Phillipoussis, Vin Diesel, Peta & Luke Wilson's numbers, and more, beyond the link]
Allyson - Feb 20, 2005 4:03:47 pm PST #9342 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My hair is full o' -cones. Without them, my hair looks like Sideshow Bob hair.
§ ita § - Feb 20, 2005 4:12:28 pm PST #9343 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bon, I was coming here to post that, and then got sidetracked on other gorillamask links.
I have a suspicion that if Paris were actually famous for something -- like trite pop songs or fluffy romantic comedies, or anything other than flaunting her money -- she'd not be half the target for hackers and other privacy intrusions.
I don't think I have enough hair to need to worry about -cones. I just need to keep my scalp happy.
bon bon - Feb 20, 2005 4:26:13 pm PST #9344 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have a suspicion that if Paris were actually famous for something -- like trite pop songs or fluffy romantic comedies, or anything other than flaunting her money -- she'd not be half the target for hackers and other privacy intrusions.
Yeah, and for the same reason I think I'd only then pity those people in her address book.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 20, 2005 4:44:14 pm PST #9345 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yeah. Luke Wilson's and Andy Roddick's stock with me just did a nosedive due to the association.
On the bright side, maybe someone will call Paulie Shore now. Assuming that his number wasn't already in the phone book.
§ ita § - Feb 20, 2005 4:44:28 pm PST #9346 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I'd only then pity those people in her address book
Me too. But maybe she'll have fewer "friends" now. She's a bit of a liability.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 20, 2005 4:46:40 pm PST #9347 of 10002
What is even happening?
Seth Green's number is in there.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 20, 2005 4:49:53 pm PST #9348 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Woo hoo! Just discovered that Tennessee only has income tax on interest and dividend income! Though I guess I still have to file a return, I'm almost certain to fall below exemption levels and not have to pay anything extra.