David, you missed your calling in life to be a hairstylist. Then you could be the bitchy hair guy on some TV makeover show and turn everyone short haired, dyed red.

Everybody should aspire to the condition of Annie Lennox in the "Sweet Dreams" video.

Hee Hee! I just noticed your tag, Jesse.

You like? I figured I'll never get anywhere without more promotion.....

Am trying to force myself to do schoolwork.

Everybody should aspire to the condition of Annie Lennox in the "Sweet Dreams" video.

Surrounded by cows?

Am trying to force myself to do schoolwork.

I have to go pack. I'm gonna go camping tonight, I think.

OK, here's a question for reference-y Buffistas: I have to find a "research article" on a given topic. My topic is "legal issues in the sector." The meaty articles I'm finding are generally in law journals, and they don't read very research-y to me. Is this just because I don't get legal issues?

Law journal articles generally are researched, Jesse, but the research is of case law and other articles, rather than original lab/observational research.

So that is research, then, just a kind I'm not used to looking at. Good, good. I'm all, where are the charts? What's the standard deviation???

Yep. There are some areas of law that use standard deviations and even regression analysis, but that is mostly for evidentiary issues. Law journals almost never go that route. You might be able to find charts though.

Nah, I'm sure this will be fine. Thanks!

Everybody should aspire to the condition of Annie Lennox in the "Sweet Dreams" video.

My mom's hair isn't quite that short, but she's got the red down perfectly. Whoever does her color should be canonized.