Teppy, while both of those dresses would, indeed, look lovely on you, I would have to steal the stripey one from you. You understand, don't you? I even have stockings that match it.

I'll fight you for it. I'm not afraid of your hat pins and poison-holding rings....

Ooooh, I must save all the pictures of this so I can have Jay the Wonder Seamstress re-create it in my size.

And this just makes me giggle.

I'll fight you for it. I'm not afraid of your hat pins and poison-holding rings....

Fight, nothing. I'll distract you by sending the cutie-pie pet DJ to flirt with you.

Ooooh, I must save all the pictures of this so I can have Jay the Wonder Seamstress re-create it in my size.

BWAH! Jilli, my thoughts in order on seeing that: "Oooh, I wonder if Jay could recreate that!" followed by "And I suppose the moment Jilli sees it, I'll find out."

Viral marketing.

Not just for fasionistas, anymore.

I'll fight you for it. I'm not afraid of your hat pins and poison-holding rings....

Fight, nothing. I'll distract you by sending the cutie-pie pet DJ to flirt with you.

I won't fall for your dastardly tricks, evil fiend!

David, I worked at Bell Labs for a short time, and met many of the people who helped create Unix. To think that they were capable of that kind of conspiracy is laughable.

Oooh, shiny!

BWAH! Jilli, my thoughts in order on seeing that: "Oooh, I wonder if Jay could recreate that!" followed by "And I suppose the moment Jilli sees it, I'll find out."

Oh, I have no doubt that Jay could recreate it.

I won't fall for your dastardly tricks, evil fiend!

That's what everyone says. Oh, did I mention that I've been told I no longer have to use my powers for good?! Sure, the permission might be a little suspect, coming as it does from a friend who is going through an ugly divorce, but I don't care! I can use my powers however I want now! Muah-ha-ha-ha!

Ahahaha! I need this. No, really. I do.