And now I feel terribly rude for frivoling all over shrift's thwumpage.
Oh, well, it's all right, because y'all have been discussing wedding dresses and the like, and this has recently become relevant in my life. Last weekend, as the smallest bridesmaid in attendance, I was called upon to model because the sample dresses in the store were mostly a size 8.
Let me just say that I have boobular containment issues with a bridal store size 8. In that I don't get to breathe.
Scotch, I could use. I spent all morning working on servers, and just when I thought I was good to go on the gigantic pile of work that built up whilst I was off making sure everyone else on site could do their work as usual, another server needs my attention.
I think they're conspiring.
Oh, shrift. Modelling BM dresses is a trial no one should have to endure.
How about a Black and Tan? I'm all out of scotch right now.
I don't have scotch, shrift. I have beer, Kahlua, and Merlot.
Oh, and I think some Bailey's.
Alcohol = good. I stopped being picky about six hours ago.
I could try mixing them, and then you could puke on your boss.
I could try mixing them, and then you could puke on your boss.
Oh, he's out of town all week for training, which is why I've been stuck in IT troubleshooting mode most of the day.
shrift, I have to ask for my alcohol back. The stupid people running a certain state are driving me to either commit murder or drink heavily.
I don't want to deal with the cuffs, so the alkyhol it is.
And I certainly didn't want to kill the thread. shrift can keep the booze if you people will come back.
