Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Feb 16, 2005 7:07:52 am PST #8117 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

No, DX, I did not know this. The lack of exclamation points should have let you know. Yum! (And I think I would watch L&O coffee break, although to do it right? Constant battles with S&P.)


Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2005 7:08:13 am PST #8118 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

X-Men Logan is a little too unrelentingly intense for me. Having my husband suffer flashbacks in the frozen meat aisle every grocery day would get terribly old.

Probably GG Logan would be decent for M, from what we've seen of his character- though I suspect that I'd be having a long time affair with VM Logan on the side.


Vonnie K - Feb 16, 2005 7:20:43 am PST #8119 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

mmm... Logan/Jack....

OK, I've just had, like, 10 pairings flash through my head.

Jack Sparrow/Wolverine!

Jack Bristow/Logan Echolls! (OMG, the boy would have his ass so thoroughly kicked, it wouldn't be even funny.)

Jack O'Neill/Mike Logan makes v. little sense crossover-wise, but oooh, pretty.


Megan E. - Feb 16, 2005 7:24:59 am PST #8120 of 10002

Y'all know Chris Noth is joining to L&O:CI, right?

So it wasn't just a guest starring role for 1 epsiode? Cool!


erikaj - Feb 16, 2005 7:29:02 am PST #8121 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't like that one. But I'm gonna start, because I'm shallow and need a network bf too.


Lee - Feb 16, 2005 7:30:19 am PST #8122 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Logan is the new Jack.

What happened to William?

Kids today.


DebetEsse - Feb 16, 2005 7:38:17 am PST #8123 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

William was never Jack. William's ass is far too pansy, and not nearly bad enough.


Ginger - Feb 16, 2005 7:54:21 am PST #8124 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Officially, Vincent d'Onofrio was both working 10 hour days on L&O:CI and also producing and starring in a short film about Orson Wells at the same time. For an actor who avoids the press and who seems to be kind of a jerk, he's gone out of his way to say it was stupid and he's sorry. He and Chris Noth are going to split the next season 11-11. One story has it that the big political arguments were really going on on the L&O: Trial by Jury set.

t just outed herself as a L&O:CI fan


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 7:57:52 am PST #8125 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. Just got an official "don't gossip" Powerpoint presentation from higher management. Kind of a bummer. I don't gossip, myself, but I do love eavesdropping. I hope it doesn't have an impact on my entertainment.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2005 8:00:08 am PST #8126 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Just got an official "don't gossip" Powerpoint presentation from higher management.

WTF did they need to do a Powerpoint presentation for? Did it have little cartoon employees gossiping? Maybe with a red circle with a line through it on top of the gossips?