100 funniest jokes of all time
A lot aren't very funny, IMHO. But still fun to read some old classics....
Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 16, 2005 4:43:35 am PST #8060 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sumi - Feb 16, 2005 4:44:35 am PST #8061 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
By the way on VM: characters for this week were Bishop, Rooks, Knight. Very cute.
DXMachina - Feb 16, 2005 4:51:07 am PST #8062 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
My best memory of David Krumholtz is from the movie Down and Out in Beverly Hills, in which he sings Sinatra in the full floridity of an unformed teenager in tighty-whities.
Are you sure you're thinking of the right movie? I don't think Krumholtz was in Down and Out in Beverly Hills. (Ah, IMDb tells me he was in Slums of Beverly Hills)
Vonnie K - Feb 16, 2005 4:58:16 am PST #8063 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Aw, I loved Krumholtz in Slums of Beverly Hills. That Sinatra moment was a friggin' classic. Of course, he then had to go on, be psychotic and stab Carter and Lucy in ER, so now he just gives me the wiggins whenever he comes on my TV.
NUMB3Rs (or wherever the 3 belongs) sounds sort-of intriguing, but I just can't put more shows on my TV viewing schedule unless I can quit my job and become a couch potato full-time.
Nutty - Feb 16, 2005 5:05:10 am PST #8064 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I knew it was something crappy in Beverly Hills. What is Down and Out? Is that the one with Nick Nolte as a Wise Bum? Middle-80s, hairspray, conspicuous consumption, right?
Laura - Feb 16, 2005 5:06:49 am PST #8065 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
NUMB3Rs (or wherever the 3 belongs) sounds sort-of intriguing, but I just can't put more shows on my TV viewing schedule unless I can quit my job and become a couch potato full-time.
Vonnie is me. This also applies to Jack and Bobby and VM and a few more. I do find it nice that there are shows I would watch if I had the time. The thought that DVD's will be available when I have time, and if I have interest, is cool.
Laura - Feb 16, 2005 5:08:48 am PST #8066 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Didn't see Slums. Did see Down and Out and don't remember Nolte as wise, but I think I enjoyed the movie.
DXMachina - Feb 16, 2005 5:08:54 am PST #8067 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Is that the one with Nick Nolte as a Wise Bum? Middle-80s, hairspray, conspicuous consumption, right?
Yup. Richard Dreyfuss and Little Richard. Great flick.
Lee - Feb 16, 2005 5:13:17 am PST #8068 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I hated Down and Out. Wise bum who manages to give the rich people exactly what they need in their lives, which for both female characters is basically just a good screw.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 5:14:22 am PST #8069 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does the bum sleep with the women? I started that movie, but never got to the end.