I don't care, because you know what? Pretty.
OH absolutely. If you actually think about all the weirdness in weddings and the bizarro places from which it all comes, you will make yourself crazy and end up marrying Mr. Saget in the laundry room, wearing tissue boxes on your feet.
EMBRACE THE PRETTY.
Hey Teppy, I think I've got a solution to your loud neighbor problem: [link]
tissue boxes on your feet
Hmmmmmm. Maybe I should return the shiny sandals.
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Can I be next on the charity list, after Jesse?
Can I be next on the charity list, after Jesse?
Uh, can I get bumped ahead if I don't want money? Just decent suitors.
Nope. I'm next. Then you. Sadly, I'm trying to collect for a house so it may take a while.
Shiny sandals!
Uh, can I get bumped ahead if I don't want money? Just decent suitors.
Sadly no. Because the decent suitors cost $6000, according to Rio.
Because the decent suitors cost $6000, according to Rio.
Shop around! Don't just settle on the first quote you get!
I don't know that there's even a guarantee the $6K will get you "decent."
At least I'm ahead of ita. Though I think the pretty boys with flowers suitors line is a different one.