Jesse, maybe if you got more sleep, you'd be better?
Yes, I would like that, but am continuously thwarted. For some reason this morning the local kids decided to play outside my window before school.
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Jesse, maybe if you got more sleep, you'd be better?
Yes, I would like that, but am continuously thwarted. For some reason this morning the local kids decided to play outside my window before school.
I mean, of course I'm thrilled for your happiness, I am just seeing an unflattering greediness within my own self.
QUICK! We need to start a paypal collection to supply Jesse with bling.
Mm. Chocolate cupcake.
WANT.
I'm going to make some guy very miserable one day, if I'm lucky.
Ah...the perfect precursor to the perfect marriage.
QUICK! We need to start a paypal collection to supply Jesse with bling.
And a really nice apartment? I'm covetous of one of those, too.
Okay! And we can go all The Wedding Date and buy you a date with a cute escort who will fall in love with you.
Or, is that too much?
NOT TOO MUCH! JUST ENOUGH!
Whee!
Whee!
Would you like him to be educated enough so that he can do your homework for you, as well?
Yes, ita, let's go with Kat's plan! It costs $6000. He will pull down his underpants in your hotel room. When someone asks you where you found him you say "the yellow pages!" I think in the end you fall in love.
Apparently, Rio has seen the movie!
Okay, so $6000 for cute Dermot boy. How much for the ring and the apartment?
Would you like him to be educated enough so that he can do your homework for you, as well?
No, no, I am enjoying the learning. He could make me some nice lunch, though. In my fabulous kitchen.
In my fabulous kitchen.
In your Buffista funded apartment.