the hostess sort of pulled me aside and said, "you know, hon, he really should've done a better job of planning." Umm, hello? Entire universe not about stupid couple-behavior guilt?

(a) HMOG. (b) Feb 12 != Valentine's Day, anyway. (c) HMOG.

Fainting couches for everyone!

then to make it a perfect moment, the hostess sort of pulled me aside and said, "you know, hon, he really should've done a better job of planning."

Oh for the love of god.

I'll take one of those chaise longues.

I've only once been actually dating someone on Valentine's, and in that case it had only been about a month and we each already had other plans for the evening.

t head thump

t head thump

t head thump

Also, the song mentions that "a hundred cops are dead." The St. Valentines' Day Massacre was a hit against rival gang members.

After Googling

Huh. And it was only about 9 people. Years ago my sister told me that the song was about the St. V Day Massacre. But the song even mentions that it's Summer, so not much with February 14 and all (especially in Chicago).

Oh well, earwormed by association.

Sadly, my googling also brought out the fact that Paper Lace also did " Billy Don't be a Hero " which has now replaced TNCD with its insidiousness.

White-fonted for your earworm protection.

I had this post, but now I'm just looking out of the corner of my eye at Dana, all worried.

I've had one date on Valentine's Day. It was our first date (pressure much?) and our last.

I've since renamed Valentine's Day "Tank Girl and Scotch" day in my personal calendar.

Slides pillow under Dana's head between thumps.

t gets baseball bat to take out Dana's oppressor(s)

Word. And also Excel, but mostly Word, because I have bent Excel to my will, but Word continues to defy me.

My windshield has three separate chips -- two with large cracks, one small chip. I can't buy a new windshield until I can no longer see through this one. I'm a chip magnet.