Aren't there Mexian tear-out-my-heart songs? That's what goes with Ring Of Fire.

I always sew a snap or a hook and eye right where a wrap shirt ought to stay wrapped. Otherwise, catastrophe.

I was serious about the suit, and the links, btw.

I am wearing high black pirate boots and a crimson cut-velvet pirate coat.

Hey! You raided my closet, didn't you. No, wait, you couldn't have, because I'm still looking for high black pirate boots that don't cost an arm and a leg.

I always sew a snap or a hook and eye right where a wrap shirt ought to stay wrapped. Otherwise, catastrophe.

Yeah, I've had some boobular containment issues. But I can't mostly be bothered to sew so I don't wear that kind of top much.

Aren't there Mexican tear-out-my-heart songs?

Totally. There's one with a chorus of "Quisiera llorar, quisiera morir de sentimiento."

I'd rather cry, I'd rather die of strong emotion. (The older meaning of "sentiment", not the new one.)

Why does lj hate me?

Does lj hate free-users only? Or does it hate some paid-journalers too?

Hey! You raided my closet, didn't you.

Yes. But our closets adjourn in the Great Buffista Closet In The Sky. In fact, I think you may have borrowed my peacock-feather boa.

ita, usually the feedback we have for presentations look like this:

How useful was the presentation?
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What did you find of most value in this presentation?
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Guess who's trying to make gay penguins straight? No, not American Christian Fundamentalists - they like to deny that gay penguins even exist. It's the Germans. They've imported some gay Swedish penguins....

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A German zoo has imported four female penguins from Sweden in an effort to tempt its gay penguins to go straight.

The four Swedish females were dispatched to the Bremerhaven Zoo in Bremen after it was found that three of the zoo's five penguin pairs were homosexual.

Keepers at the zoo ordered DNA tests to be carried out on the penguins after they had been mating for years without producing any chicks.

It was only then they realised that six of the birds were living in homosexual partnerships.

Director Heike Kueck said that the zoo hoped to see some baby penguins in the coming months.

She said that the birds had been mating for years and one couple even adopted a stone that they protected like an egg.

Kueck said that the project has the support of the European Endangered Species Programme because the penguins, which are native to South America, are an endangered species.

A biologist will be on hand to monitor the experiment.

But introducing the Bremerhaven penguins to their new Swedish friends may not be as successful as hoped after earlier experiments revealed great difficulties in separating homosexual couples.

In case they show no interest, the zoo has also flown in two new male penguins "so that the ladies don't miss out altogether", Kueck add