How did "Prince Albert" come to be the name of a type of penis piercing?
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2005 5:31:10 am PST #5812 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2005 5:33:04 am PST #5813 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Some unsubstantiated rumour about him having one, tommyrot.
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2005 5:34:58 am PST #5814 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Some unsubstantiated rumour about him having one, tommyrot.
Oh. Well that's... boring. As it makes too much sense.
Volans - Feb 10, 2005 5:40:49 am PST #5815 of 10002
move out and draw fire
OK, how about...Prince Albert required that all his attendants get their penises pierced, so that (um, thinks...) so that he could attach little bells to them for holidays?
Or maybe the burly guy who runs "Bubba's Tats and Pierces" finally got sick of the crank calls from kids, and when he found a group of them giggling into the pay phone outside his store after a hackneyed phone call, growled "Ima gonna 'Prince Albert' YOU!" and dragged one of the kids into the store.
sumi - Feb 10, 2005 5:40:57 am PST #5816 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
I think that they all tried to hard on Project Runway.
I am appalled that Wendy made it to the finale. I'm also pissed off that we're getting an out-takes and reunion show before we get to see the complete lines.
Can't wait to watch Lost and Alias -- I only hope that there were no taping snafus.
msbelle - Feb 10, 2005 5:43:53 am PST #5817 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I taped West Wing and Alias will catch Jack and Bobby in easy view and totally spaced on Project Runway.
I opted to read last night and then wentto sleep at 10. Something I should do more often.
But now my TV watching is way backed up. I did watch GG last night, but still have VM, Lost and this week's Ellen's and DS's to view.
bon bon - Feb 10, 2005 5:45:37 am PST #5818 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
sumi, I think the scheduling makes sense since they only did their Fashion Week runway shows last week-- not only would it presumably take some time to edit, the reunion show would have been taped before that.
Jesse - Feb 10, 2005 5:47:17 am PST #5819 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Today's Ellen: Both Ned AND Stacy!
sumi - Feb 10, 2005 5:50:40 am PST #5820 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
I'm planning on catching Jack and Bobby on easy view too.
Luckily -- you can catch Project Runway on one of it's numerous repeats over the weekend.
Beverly - Feb 10, 2005 6:11:36 am PST #5821 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Re: Charles and Camilla--he's finally announcing, now that Harry's 21, that he has no hope of ever becoming king, right? Not that he'd want to, probably. Hell, by the time Lizzie kicks off, 30 years hence, they well may have done away entirely with the monarchy, effective little tourist attraction though it may be.