Break into Laura's house and glue all the spare change to the floor.

I'd just blame it on the kids.

In skimming I saw mention of Jeff. I spoke to him recently and am sending him a slew of Lost episodes. He indicated he might start Mejiaing the promos.

Ok, I'll skulk and leave porny messages in weird places.

Well, actually, I just want to skulk.

Go, Hil!

And, ack, Gus! If I came home to find a stranger in my house, I'd grab my cell, call my sister, and then the cops.

And have my sister bring the Saint Bernard down with her. Nobody's gonna argue with a Saint. Unless, of course, they know one, and have figured out they're complete pushovers.

I've come in to a stranger in my house and gotten beat up and almost raped.

I think I'd run, or throw something at him and run. I'm not too worried about sweet reason in this kind of situation. I've tried it; doesn't work.

Given the choice of squatting in WI or FL in January, I really wouldn't have to think too hard on that one.

Eeek Erin. I always tell the kids if they see or hear someone strange in the house to head to a neighbors. I would not confront anyone. Chicken shit am I. DH on the other hand would go apeshit on anyone in his castle.

How delighted am I at the thought of finding Erin porn in my house! Much better plan that glued coins.

(still back-reading)

David and Jacqueline – in skimming I saw you were suffering over hurtful words on another board. Please delete your bookmarks and never return to that site, ever. Erase harmful people from your lives. When I stayed in your home I was so touched with the abundance of love I witnessed flowing between the 3 of you. Stay as far as possible away from mean spirited people. Forget about trying to set the record straight or challenging lies from internet whackos. The best revenge is living well. Go forward and have a wonderful love filled life and forget about the hate filled board.

On TAR: Kris and Jon are so cute and so positive. Also, I don't see how Kendra is going to manage that train ride given her illness. Wonder how long that trip is going to be? (Did I miss where they said how far it was?)

TAR: You know, it is rather disconcerting to see all these Sri Lankans and the Galle train station and know it is all gone. And such a large percentage of the people gone. I never knew Galle EXISTED a month ago. Now I know it. I wish we'd only learned of it from TAR. I appreciate the note at the get go, but it is kind of eerie.

It really is.

when is the finale of TAR?

I'm trying to remind myself not to engage the blatantly insane, the insane that need a big wack with the biggest cluestick. And, you know what, it's hard. I'm not good with the ignoring.