This week's Onion "Point-Counterpoint" seems taylor-made for Buffistas.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 5:24:26 pm PST #5731 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Feb 09, 2005 5:30:26 pm PST #5732 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tagline material: It's not you, it's just scientific fact.
DXMachina - Feb 09, 2005 5:31:38 pm PST #5733 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
It's not you, it's just scientific fact.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Strega - Feb 09, 2005 5:43:47 pm PST #5734 of 10002
sarameg -- I can put you in touch with the guy who did my loan if you like. He's a friend of the family down in the DC area, and kept me from freaking out when I had 10 weeks to buy a place & move last summer. He can probably recommend a broker in Baltimore for you, too. You can email me at Strega at glumpish.com if you're interested.
Sue - Feb 09, 2005 5:50:33 pm PST #5735 of 10002
hip deep in pie
I wish I could afford to buy a place. I need a long lost rich relative and a will, STAT.
Sue - Feb 09, 2005 5:59:58 pm PST #5736 of 10002
hip deep in pie
As if there weren't enough reasons to dislike Wal-Mart: WalMart to Close First Unionized Store
tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 7:00:56 pm PST #5737 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does your monitor need cleaning? [link]
Lee - Feb 09, 2005 7:10:46 pm PST #5738 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Hi. I'm tired. How's everyone else?
Jesse - Feb 09, 2005 7:12:44 pm PST #5739 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fucking Wal-mart. They're trying to come into New York City. UGH.
bon bon - Feb 09, 2005 7:14:16 pm PST #5740 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Did NO ONE watch Project Runway instead?