Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 11:17:48 am PST #5128 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you prick me, do I not bleed?

Does this skirt make my ass look big?

Does my breath smell?

Hey, you wouldn't happen to be named Spartacus, would you?


Kat - Feb 08, 2005 11:17:54 am PST #5129 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Attention, sarameg: The Fluevogs I want on sale! and yet, still too expensive. Though't you'd appreciate it.

ita, moving down the street sounds like a bite in the ass. Moving at all sounds like a bite in the ass.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2005 11:18:04 am PST #5130 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which door will the other person tell me leads to freedom?

That would do it. Also, you could say, "If I were to ask you which door leads to freedom, what would you say?"

The trick is that you have to get meta.

eta: X-post.

I also almost gave it away by quoting ita talking about lying about lying....


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 08, 2005 11:18:26 am PST #5131 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Do you like gladiator movies?


Steph L. - Feb 08, 2005 11:18:53 am PST #5132 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2005 11:19:37 am PST #5133 of 10002
What is even happening?

That would do it. Also, you could say, "If I were to ask you which door leads to freedom, what would you say?"
The trick is that you have to get meta.

How does this solve it? You can only ask one question. I feel like I'm missing something. I'd still ask him to open the door.


Tom Scola - Feb 08, 2005 11:19:53 am PST #5134 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Those are nice shoes. Where did you get those shoes?


Steph L. - Feb 08, 2005 11:20:08 am PST #5135 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"If I were to ask you which door leads to freedom, what would you say?"

I don't get why the meta aspect of this would yield up a result you could trust.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 11:20:11 am PST #5136 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

moving down the street sounds like a bite in the ass. Moving at all sounds like a bite in the ass.

And, still, arguing with my slumlords -- also ass bitey. I suspect toothmarks are my future.


DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 11:20:44 am PST #5137 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I had a cat. She died. I had another cat. He died. No more cats for me. They die.

Get a parrot.

They pine.