It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gus - Feb 08, 2005 9:55:26 am PST #5038 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

LyraJane, you do not have the DEATH COLD.

You have CATS.


Lyra Jane - Feb 08, 2005 9:57:18 am PST #5039 of 10002
Up with the sun

I have both. A death cold, and cats. Oh, and an iPod, but we aren't talking about that right now.

(Also a husband. And toy frogs on top of my computer monitor. And a cup of mediocre tea. And ... okay, I'll stop now.)


Jesse - Feb 08, 2005 9:58:16 am PST #5040 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What topping is on that pizza, though, Jesse?

Traditionally, in my family it's peperoni and onion.


Gus - Feb 08, 2005 10:00:39 am PST #5041 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Oh, I see. It is the iPod. Mail it to me at once.

You can keep the husband, I suppose. He will keep the CATS amused.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 08, 2005 10:02:15 am PST #5042 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

LJ and Gus are making me giggle.


Kat - Feb 08, 2005 10:07:48 am PST #5043 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I live with a dog and a cat. The dog is aware that he's my favorite.

Nicole is me. Though today the cat did snuggle up against my side, ready to sleep. Too bad I was getting up to take a shower.


Maria - Feb 08, 2005 10:09:12 am PST #5044 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

LJ, feel better soon.

The rest of you are wronger than a wrong thing in Wrongsville. The one true pizza has chili peppers, anchovies, Calabrese olives, artichokes, and sliced tomatoes. Prosciutto if I'm in the mood for it.


Ginger - Feb 08, 2005 10:11:47 am PST #5045 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I want Maria's pizza. Right now.


sarameg - Feb 08, 2005 10:11:51 am PST #5046 of 10002

I had a slice of something called thai chicken pizza. It wasn't half bad.


lisah - Feb 08, 2005 10:13:01 am PST #5047 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

I don't have a One True Pizza but I do have very strong ideas about what should NOT be and how thick the crust should NOT be on a pizza I'm eating. I don't care how anybody else does their pizza. (also strong ideas about what should not be on a cheesesteak...lettuce? mayo?! peope are wack)