It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - Feb 07, 2005 10:32:42 am PST #4628 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Mine warbles at me in a different tone than a regular ring if I have messages.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 10:34:50 am PST #4629 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mine warbles at me in a different tone than a regular ring if I have messages.

When it's ringing for the next call, or does it burp intermittently until it gets your attention?


Vortex - Feb 07, 2005 10:41:45 am PST #4630 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

burp intermittently until it gets your attention?

oh, how I hate that. at my old job, the guy in the office next to mine never answered his cell phone/checked his messages/took his phone with him. one day, he left it in his office on "loud" and it blurped every 30 seconds with a message. Which I could hear. In my office with the door closed. I finally made the janitor let me into his office so that I could turn it off. I was kind enough to leave a note.


Jars - Feb 07, 2005 10:43:21 am PST #4631 of 10002

it's tucked in the side pocket of my main bag, where I can't feel it vibrate unless it's on my lap

Ah, see I keep mine in my trousers pocket more or less constantly. I've learned from years of being complained at about missing calls and not replying to messages.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 10:47:26 am PST #4632 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How wee is your phone, Jars? Mine'd either be uncomfortable or broken.

Dumber idea than spinning that guy (Jesse?) off of GG:

Now you knew this would happen the minute we learned Kaitlin had been shipped off to boarding school on "The O.C." In a classic soap opera move, a spin-off series next season will follow Kaitlin's adventures in boarding school.


Steph L. - Feb 07, 2005 10:48:17 am PST #4633 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Now you knew this would happen the minute we learned Kaitlin had been shipped off to boarding school on "The O.C." In a classic soap opera move, a spin-off series next season will follow Kaitlin's adventures in boarding school.

I have two words for that: What. EV.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 10:51:51 am PST #4634 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

China has alopecia, and that's very sad. But I wouldn't recognise Kaitlin in a lineup of ... of ... people who aren't tweens.


Rick - Feb 07, 2005 10:55:23 am PST #4635 of 10002

They're capricious beasts

I read this as capricious breasts, and rather like the idea.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2005 10:58:21 am PST #4636 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How could there possibly be a show about Kaitlin? There is no Kaitlin.

Ah, see I keep mine in my trousers pocket more or less constantly.

I don't have a trousers pocket.


Kalshane - Feb 07, 2005 10:58:27 am PST #4637 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I don't mean to disparage your ilk, Kalshane. I do find that, once over that hurdle, most of the tech folk are quite helpful and willing to converse at my level. And I can understand that there needs to be a hurdle -- you can't talk tech the same way with a newbie and with someone who isn't a newbie.

I wasn't taking it personally. Mostly finding it odd that someone took forever to even acknowledge your problem.

And I agree, though honestly high-end technobable will lose me sometimes. I know how all the parts work and how to fix them but I don't necessarily know the technical term for everything.

But I understand your frustration from having to go to the manufacturer for support as most of them treat anyone who calls like a clueless newbie (Dell is particularly bad about this, IME) I was pleasantly surprised last week when I had to call HP and actually got a really cool tech. We had a PC come in where the power supply died a week after we recieved it. I told him exactly what I'd done to troubleshoot and he replied "Right, and then you swore at it and kicked it a bit and it still didn't work."

Me: "Actually, I didn't try that yet."

Tech: "Honestly, sir, I can't understand why you'd call us without at least screaming at the machine first."

Later in the call when he'd agreed to send me a new power supply and the old one could simply be trashed, our vendor who was also on the line suggested I should send the old one to our corporate office to get smashed with a sledgehammer like we do with old hard drives (required by the new HIPAA regulations) the tech said "It's my duty to discourage you from using anything but an authorized HP hammer on any of our equipment. Unfortunately they're on back-order. We can't even get one for our lab here."

I think that's what you people are getting from tech support -- it's not that they don't believe you, it's that they have a routine.

Well, it doesn't help if you have users like we have here who will lie about trying the standard trouble-shooting steps before calling us. It's frustrating for the tech to go down there and discover they only had to do something that the user could have done themselves and had been asked to do.

That said, we do have users that we know have enough tech savvy that we immediately take their word for it when they say they've tried the standard stuff and we'll try to do more advanced troubleshooting over the phone with them if it will resolve their issue faster than trying to find an available tech.

Of course, the real problem is that the trainers are trying to teach us to love a system we dislike, that does not meet our needs, and that interacts poorly with the 2 other systems we are trying to learn at the same time. I think corporate went hog-wild with the digital initiatives, and it's been kind of stressful lately.

Sounds like the new trouble ticket logging system they're trying to get us to use here. The old system has some minor bugs, but we're familiar with the work arounds and it's incredibly fast. The new system is sluggish and extremely counter-intuitive but the higher-ups keep pushing it.