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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 07, 2005 6:17:20 am PST #4509 of 10002
What is even happening?

ita, that Grace Jones shot is incredible.


aurelia - Feb 07, 2005 6:20:13 am PST #4510 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Kalshane, are you still Wonderfalls-less? The Highland Park Target had three copies as of Saturday evening.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2005 6:21:00 am PST #4511 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ita, that Grace Jones shot is incredible.

Yes, that's a very famous picture. To me it's always looked more like a sculpture than a real person.


Susan W. - Feb 07, 2005 6:22:21 am PST #4512 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

It was a very common belief, Susan. You can get quite a bit of information by Googling "intact hymen virginity."

See, I would've totally expected any Google remotely related to sex or virginity to bring up nothing but porn. Because IME that's what happens. I need to go to Google school. It's a sad affliction, being unable to put together a useful set of search terms.

God knows I read enough novels with this as a device. I think it is often (although I'm not sure accurately) described as resulting from a lot of horse riding.

And now I'm worried that it's an overused device, even though I've somehow only encountered it the once. But it makes a part of my plot where I was all t hand wave "just believe me, Gentle Reader--the marriage went sour in a hurry and never recovered" make total sense, with no one acting in the least out of character.

And I got to watch Calli's reaction on learning about Sharpe's Rifles, starring Sean Bean and featuring AD in "tight, Napoleanic-era uniforms."

Though I have to say, AD does nothing for me in the Sharpe series, except make me reflect in stunned amazement that this is the guy destined to become HotScruffy!Wesley. But that's OK. SB brings more than enough sexy to the party.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2005 6:23:14 am PST #4513 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The scenario I've heard, and this may be the urban legend talking, is a quick disabling swipe at the achilles. At which point speed becomes less of an issue.

Oddly enough, I was thinking about this urban legend the other day. Since my natural stance is facing my car door while unlocking and I really doubt anyone would be agile enough to curl their arm around and slash both my ankles from a prone position, I can't really come up with a scenario that wouldn't end with me cracking the assailant's skull against the car as he tried to crawl out from under it, or (if he crawled out the other side) me limping into the driver's seat and turning him into roadkill.

What are the odds of a deranged circus contortionist picking this MO for attacks?


shrift - Feb 07, 2005 6:23:19 am PST #4514 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

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Is it too much to ask that, when coworkers ask me for favors, they actually tell me what they need the first time they submit the request?

Because saying you need one thing when you actually need something else completely different? It makes me suspect that you are stupid, incompetent, or depending on my previously non-existent psychic ability, which makes me suspect you of extreme stupidity and gross incompetence.

I'm just saying. When it comes to data, I am like a man; you need to tell me exactly what you want. Hinting vaguely in a passive-aggressive manner will not get you your diamond anniversary band and a vacation in the Bahamas.


Scrappy - Feb 07, 2005 6:25:10 am PST #4515 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I always check for someone behind my car or in the back seat, but never thought someone would be under it. Too vulnerable and awkward for Mr. Bad Guy.


Kalshane - Feb 07, 2005 6:26:17 am PST #4516 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Kalshane, are you still Wonderfalls-less? The Highland Park Target had three copies as of Saturday evening.

I am, but my deciding to be lazy Saturday instead of going to the store cost me, as when I woke up Sunday morning Amazon said my order was preparing to ship and could not be changed. I mean, I could do what I did for Firefly and buy the DVDs and then return the copy I get from Amazon to the store, but at this point I can probably just wait for them to arrive. I'm not going to have a lot of DVD-watching time for the next week or so anyway. Thanks, though.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 07, 2005 6:30:21 am PST #4517 of 10002
What is even happening?

To me it's always looked more like a sculpture than a real person.
Yes, it really does. I was going to link it, when I commented on it, then I realized how bare she was, and that it might not be work safe, then I was going to link it with some sort of warning, and a suggestion that a person could always claim they thought it was a sculpture, because really...just wow.


Kalshane - Feb 07, 2005 6:34:12 am PST #4518 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Whee, and as I'm catching up on my e-mail I discover that someone (not an employee) was shot over by our loading dock Saturday night. Fun.

The victim was also transported to a hospital 15 minutes away. Which on an intellectual note makes me wonder what equipment is necessary to treat a bullet wound and why our own ER doesn't have it.