Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Feb 07, 2005 4:58:48 am PST #4487 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

When one is looking to make sure there's not a guy hiding under their car -- what sort of attack is the guy going to launch?

The urban myth, at least, is that he's going to slash your ankles with a razor and then leap out. Although, upon thought, there's no leaping from under a car, unless you're talking about an evil leprechuan.

Or he could just grab your ankles and yank them towards him, which would dump your ass on the ground right quick. Granted, he would still have to army-crawl out from under the car to continue the attack, by which point odds are decent that the victim would have stood back up, but psychologically it's a good tool to get the victim offguard.


aurelia - Feb 07, 2005 5:23:52 am PST #4488 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Snopes addresses the guy hiding under the car story. [link]


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 5:24:54 am PST #4489 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or he could just grab your ankles and yank them towards him, which would dump your ass on the ground right quick

I don't think that would be easy. I'd think he'll need to yank your ankles quite a distance to make you fall (maybe a foot?) which means he has to grab you while you're still a foot away from the car, yet stationary. If he's that close to the edge of the car, isn't he visible? And he'll need to yank them both to make you fall.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2005 5:25:31 am PST #4490 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oddest thing I saw on my way to work today: half a rabbit, on the lawn of a univeristy building.


Nutty - Feb 07, 2005 5:25:32 am PST #4491 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I too watched some of the Puppy Bowl! It was puppy-riffic. The intern who dreamed up that programming gets a gold star.

I also watched a little bit of the Superbowl, to know whether I could get away with being a space cadet at work today. Answer: yes. The victory parade is tomorrow, although signs indicate that the Patriots winning Superbowls is becoming a bit ho-hum. The funnest part of the news coverage is reruns of the first win (2002), when everybody was shocked and amazed and said goofy, amazed things on TV.

(In the absence of pro hockey, New England now has 2 of the 3 major professional sports championships. (No, I have no idea who wins at soccer.) The tally will remain at 2 of 3, since the Celtics are determinedly mediocre.)


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 5:27:17 am PST #4492 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the Celtics are determinedly mediocre

Mediocre is a harsh term -- they are leading their division, after all.

Sure, they're leading with a .500, but still. Give them a wee bit of credit.


msbelle - Feb 07, 2005 5:28:16 am PST #4493 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita - can you link to your image pages? thanks


Topic!Cindy - Feb 07, 2005 5:29:31 am PST #4494 of 10002
What is even happening?

Oddest thing I saw on my way to work today: half a rabbit, on the lawn of a univeristy building.

Um?


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2005 5:31:09 am PST #4495 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um?

We got a bunch of rain last night, which melted most of the remaining snow, so odds are it was under the snow before then.

Well, that really doesn't address how half the bunny got there. I saw no sign of the other half.


Nutty - Feb 07, 2005 5:32:20 am PST #4496 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Mediocre is a harsh term -- they are leading their division, after all. Sure, they're leading with a .500, but still.

ita, I do not know how to break this to you.

me·di·o·cre adj. Moderate to inferior in quality; ordinary. See Synonyms at average.

Having local opponents who suck does not raise one above mediocrity. The Celtics are petty Salieris of the north.