Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 7:10:52 pm PST #4182 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's either random, or something I ate. I waited before I Aveenoed, to see if the itching would reach my legs (it started face and torso). And it did.

I bet it was Blockbusters. It smelled of pee, and the employees were saying shifty stuff on the phone ("Well, you'll want to use common sense about when you return it.")

Either Blockbusters or the tortelloni. Everything else is same old same old.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2005 7:12:31 pm PST #4183 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Either Blockbusters or the tortelloni.

Hmm.....A place you went, or a thing you ate....it's a mystery.

I keep telling people about my itchy-throat reaction to cherries and avocado, sometimes, just in case they're with me the time I end up in the hospital. So far, so good.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 7:19:02 pm PST #4184 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A place you went, or a thing you ate....it's a mystery.

It was a very strong smell of pee, if that helps.


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 7:22:15 pm PST #4185 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It was a very strong smell of pee, if that helps.

Was it... human? Or perhaps from an incontinent guide-dog?


Jesse - Feb 04, 2005 7:22:34 pm PST #4186 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, maybe you are mildy allergic to pee. Or pee-smell.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 7:22:35 pm PST #4187 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I keep telling people about my itchy-throat reaction to cherries and avocado,

I don't know about cherries, but that's a very common reaction to avocado. Also, benadryl would keep your throat from closing up.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2005 7:23:45 pm PST #4188 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, benadryl would keep your throat from closing up.

My throat has not yet closed up. And actually, I haven't had any reaction the last few times I have had avocado. It's something about the fruit being over-ripe, I think.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 7:26:54 pm PST #4189 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's something about the fruit being over-ripe, I think.

Maybe your friends need to walk around with an intubation tube.


Allyson - Feb 04, 2005 7:28:17 pm PST #4190 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Or a ball point pen.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 7:28:52 pm PST #4191 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe your friends need to walk around with an intubation tube.

Or a ballpoint pen. [eta: Dammit, WF crosspost]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar enough with the smell of stale guide dog pee to say, tommy.