Happy day...foreign toasters! You'll love the beginning. I do.(duh!) Bet they don't teach that in English class...duh. I mean "It's so obvious." Poor Adena. Sniff.

Highly grading the good grade stuff to get high. It's like a palindrome, only with a whole sentence and the words, not the letters.

[Edit: erika, I will definitely report once I get a chance to watch. And, no, "duh" and the like I never got from school, only from tv. It's educational!]

Yeah, it's so weird to see Nilly at this hour. What time is it there? Four or five in the morning?

Thanks, Nilly. I thought for a moment that erikaj had gone off into Surreal-ville, behind one of ita's term papers.

H:LOTS. David Simons on a Baltimore frenzy. Go, David! Get yer Baltimore on!

P-C, it's not *that* late yet! It's almost 1am.

I'm two-thirds of the way in writing my first babbly draft of the first answer (out of two required). The real trick, with me, is keep all the meaning, cut the words to only a third of the original length, and still keep it readable. I think I'll write down the draft of the second answer before going to editing. Or falling asleep over the keyboard, whichever happens first.

[Edit: the real trick with me, apparently, is using the words that mean what I want to say, not the opposite. I wonder what I'll think about what I'm writing in the other window, when I re-read it in the morning, if I can't even post properly with simple words]

Poor Nilly. My bad linguistic habits are probably so confusing!ETA: Gus, it's Simon. As in "Reach for the sky, Motherfucker!"

"You didn't say Simon says!"

Otherwise, wrod. Go team Simonverse Balmer. It's weird I love somewhere I've never seen.Esp. with a nick like "Bodymore, Murderland."

P-C, it's not *that* late yet! It's almost 1am.

Oh, that's nothing, okay.

Or falling asleep over the keyboard, whichever happens first.

No no, the thing to do is lie down to "rest your eyes" and wake up six hours later, confused.

real trick, with me, is leave all the meaning, cut the words to only a third of the original length...

Adjectives. Cutting the adjectives and adverbs is the trick in English. Maybe it is different in Hebrew.

Adjectives. Cutting the adjectives and adverbs is the trick in English.

Damn. No adjectives or adverbs there. You're already learning.

Maybe it is different in Hebrew.

Maybe ? Stop peppering up your language, Gus! MURDER YOUR DARLINGS.

Apropos of nothing except that Jesse mentioned bridesmaiding, I just went wandering around Go Fug Yourself, and found in the comments on the skankariffic prom dress that someone has found the official most heinous bridesmaid's dress ever in the history of anything, ever, like, ever, and it made my eyes hurt so badly I had to show all y'all to share the pain.

It's actually not skanky at all, which makes its awfulness even more spectactular.