Just last week, I saw the Friends episode about this. With the wind and the pools and the whatnot.
"I will never suck your energy again!"
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Feb 03, 2005 6:46:31 am PST #3528 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
shrift - Feb 03, 2005 6:49:25 am PST #3529 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I hate it when I scuff new shoes the first time I wear them. I must remember to tell that to my goddess circle tonight; they'll understand.
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2005 6:56:15 am PST #3530 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What's up with my brain today? Now I feel light-headed....
ION: [link]
A number of science fiction luminaries and a bot got together to write the very worst book they possibly could and submit it to PublishAmerica, and were, of course, accepted.
Subsequently, PublishAmerica apparently found out what was going on and rejected the book, explaining that after having accepted the book for publication based on its high quality someone actually read it and discovered that it sucked.
Now you, the reader, can discover the transcendent badness that is Atlanta Nights, by Travis Tea (say it out loud). The press release is here.
WildDemon Cornelius - Feb 03, 2005 6:59:56 am PST #3531 of 10002
Take your fingers off it, don't you dare touch it, you know it don't belong to you, to you...
(It's Starbucks coffee. I feel bad about this, because on the sidewalk nearby is a guy with a coffee cart who's had that sidewalk spot for about 25 years, and he's got his cart all covered with signs about why we should by coffee from him rather than from Starbucks. And I agree with most of his reasons, but I just really can't stand the taste of his coffee.)
His name isn't Tweak, is it? (South Park episode that's almost exactly like the situation you describe; watch out for Gnomes and hang on to your underwear)
Oh well...I need coffee myself.
Jessica - Feb 03, 2005 7:02:09 am PST #3532 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Subsequently, PublishAmerica apparently found out what was going on and rejected the book, explaining that after having accepted the book for publication based on its high quality someone actually read it and discovered that it sucked.
Oh, that's beautiful. And, of course, I must now buy this book.
§ ita § - Feb 03, 2005 7:03:09 am PST #3533 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I read the first page of that, and experienced actual pain. Be careful.
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2005 7:06:02 am PST #3534 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I read the first page of that, and experienced actual pain.
I had to try very hard to stifle my laughter, as my boss was near....
I think I need to buy it too....
Polter-Cow - Feb 03, 2005 7:09:36 am PST #3535 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I read the first page of that, and experienced actual pain. Be careful.
Yes. Pain. Soooo much pain. Pain. lol
msbelle - Feb 03, 2005 7:11:12 am PST #3536 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I have real coffee. this could turn out very badly.
Lee - Feb 03, 2005 7:12:25 am PST #3537 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
How come we never have goddess circles? ita, Allyson?
I feel so cheated.