Jesse is a weather predicting COWGIRL llama.

I prefer the idea of Jesse as a cowgirl Lama. It's all multicultural and empowering and serene.

I might be a llama, though.

I promised myself I won't post today anymore (students all over the place, too), but I just have to say this: there's a slang expression in Hebrew, if a person is being ignored at something that's obviously includes them, they respond with: "what am I, a goat?". My usual ending of this phrase is "no, I'm not. I'm a llama". So if Jesse isn't one, I probably am. [Edit: and one that can't spell, too]

In Hebrew "llama" is a very funny name for an animal, because "lama" is the word for "why". It's like you'd call a capybara "what".

[Edit: {{Ali}}]

Rodents will leave an immediate area pretty quickly without a food source.

Well, the rodent is very dead. But there are little bits of peanut pieces on the floor, from the snap traps he snagged food from, before he was caught. Should I be expecing another rat?

ETA: And thanks for the sympathy, Jesse.

My usual ending of this phrase is "no, I'm not. I'm a llama". So ig Jesse isn't one, I probably am.

Hee!

Aren't rats a health department type of problem? They spread disease. If there is a serious problem and the building management isn't taking care of the problem, would the health dept. be able to force them to do something?

Do you have a dustbuster at the office?

Well, the rodent is very dead. But there are little bits of peanut pieces on the floor, from the snap traps he snagged food from, before he was caught. Should I be expecing another rat?

It's highly, highly unlikely that there's precisely one rat who is now dead. Especially since your manager told you the building is ratty.

These are California rats, so they live outside. They just come in to grab food and then leave again. They're n more like ugly, ballsy squirrels than city rats. The only way to get rid of them is to cut down all the vegetation for miles around. If there's no food, they won't come in.

It's highly, highly unlikely that there's precisely one rat who is now dead

Yup. Most rats are either pregnant or building condos in the walls. You never find just. one. rat.

Aren't rats a health department type of problem? They spread disease. If there is a serious problem and the building management isn't taking care of the problem, would the health dept. be able to force them to do something?

I have no idea. I'm not sure what the health department could do, really, since there are rats on campus, due to the fact that we're in the middle of the city, and there are people and food everywhere. I don't even know if the problem is really serious. I am so not in the loop.

Do you have a dustbuster at the office?

No. I don't even have one at home, because mine was pretty and purple, and thus was stolen by a crappy roommate. And I can't find the housekeeping lady anywhere.