She could be a capybara. Homer can't take one of those.
Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 02, 2005 8:12:24 am PST #3209 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Feb 02, 2005 8:13:18 am PST #3210 of 10002
He might be able to smother a capybara.
msbelle, but how can she type with her hooves?
Calli - Feb 02, 2005 8:14:31 am PST #3211 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In other news, here's a site that tells you how to avoid baby penguin attacks. I don't think it's been linked here yet, but I will cop to a bit of skimming.
Scrappy - Feb 02, 2005 8:15:18 am PST #3212 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Jesse is a weather predicting COWGIRL llama.
Cashmere - Feb 02, 2005 8:15:51 am PST #3213 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm taking action. So if any of you send me anything with the word "cum" in it, I won't be seeing it.
I see Allyson and I are getting the same spam.
The pedophile I worked with still claimed (after his conviction) to me in a phone call (I was his daughter's advisor) that people over-reacted and that no kids got hurt and that the boys enjoyed "pushing boundaries." I think he truly believed what he was saying.
Shit like this chills my blood.
Sign language class kicks ASS! First time in a room full of babies for Owen and he LOVED it. It's all very intesting how they adapt American Sign Language for babies.
msbelle - Feb 02, 2005 8:16:02 am PST #3214 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
she has voice activation software, duh.
§ ita § - Feb 02, 2005 8:16:18 am PST #3215 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
but how can she type with her hooves?
Voice recognition technology.
And Homer couldn't smother capybara!Jesse unless she was lying down.
brenda m - Feb 02, 2005 8:18:57 am PST #3216 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I swear I'm not really a rodent. Or a cowgirl. But I do wear glasses, and use a laptop. Please adjust your mental images accordingly.
No. That would be much less funny, so I must decline.
sarameg - Feb 02, 2005 8:19:47 am PST #3217 of 10002
Homer is (or was when I last saw him) capable of some pretty impressive, smother-capable sprawl.
§ ita § - Feb 02, 2005 8:21:28 am PST #3218 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A capybara can weigh as much as Nilly (although they only reach 2 foot at the shoulder).
I've never met this Homer character, but I'm still placing my money against him.