I want to be pope.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Alibelle - Feb 01, 2005 4:10:19 pm PST #3001 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 4:14:05 pm PST #3002 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
U can be the president.
I'd rather B the pope.
DebetEsse - Feb 01, 2005 4:17:40 pm PST #3003 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
But does the Pope get to decide when he's infallible (I mean, he only is sometimes. He could say, "No. We won't get salmonella from this cookie dough" and be wrong, and the Catholic Church not come crashing down, because he's not all-Holy-totally-right-all-the-time.)?
Typo Boy - Feb 01, 2005 4:18:15 pm PST #3004 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
U can be the president.
I'd rather B the pope.
The rest of us have decided we'd rather have you as President. Because then the current resident would not be.
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 4:18:27 pm PST #3005 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But does the Pope get to decide when he's infallible
He gets to pick, I'm assuming, when he's ex cathedra and when he's not.
DebetEsse - Feb 01, 2005 4:19:14 pm PST #3006 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Huh. Ok. Interesting
sumi - Feb 01, 2005 4:20:09 pm PST #3007 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Huh. Just saw an ad for Dr. Phil: Jonathan and Victoria are going to be on his show.
tommyrot - Feb 01, 2005 4:20:58 pm PST #3008 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So the pope could say, "ita must be the next pope, and by the way, I'm being all ex cathedra when I say that"?
Anne W. - Feb 01, 2005 4:22:39 pm PST #3009 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I just saw that, too, sumi. I think I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
Alibelle - Feb 01, 2005 4:23:19 pm PST #3010 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
OK. I'll be President. ita can be pope (ooh, like Angel!). But this deal is only good if I get to be President for life, so no other members of a particular red party get the office. For example. Oh! And if I can live in LA, at least some of the time. I don't handle cold very well.