cranks up "I Wanna Be Your Dog"

I'm gonna stick with shrift's earworm, okay?

Zoot Suits did cause fashion riots. Or at least Zoot Suit wearing Chicanos did have big riots with soldiers in LA in the forties. But I'm pro-dandyism, and hereby declare that North Korea is officially the Least Rock and Roll Country Ever. As punishment, they are never allowed to hear "I Wanna Be Your Dog."

The only exception is for older men, who are given an extra four-fifths of an inch to hide baldness.

For they have seen The Donald, and they are sore afraid.

Ali -- I can't believe you don't hate "Butterfly Kisses." Its evil is palpable, and there's not even leather involved. I demand you hate it, now.

But why? I think it's sweet. Seriously-- what are people objecting to? (Keep in mind that I've never particularly sought out the lyrics.)

Sought looks wrong, but isn't.

N. Korea is making me laugh. That might be because my hair is making me dumb, though.

Zoot Suits did cause fashion riots. Or at least Zoot Suit wearing Chicanos did have big riots with soldiers in LA in the forties.

I was going to say. It was really serious, and yet another example of targeting chicanos/blacks/racismcakes. Making the zoot suit fashionable again, and yet still marketing it to a particular ethnic group seems really wrong to me.

That said, one guy did wear a zoot suit with an ugly hat to my prom.

I went to the prom by myself (and I looked very pretty, if I do say so myself. I loved my dress). Those two comments are very possibly related.

This is great news. I am wealthy now, just by reading that sentence.

Seriously. Speaking as a CA resident... how do I make that $1000 happen? ita, you're going to figure it out and then share the wealth, right?

There's two things I know for sure
She was sent here from heaven and she's Daddy's little girl
As I drop to my knees by her bed at night
She talks to Jesus and I close my eyes
And I thank God for all of the joy in my life
Oh, but most of all for..

Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer
Stickin' little white flowers all up in her hair
"Walk beside the pony Daddy, it's my first ride
I know the cake looks funny Daddy but I sure tried"
Oh, with all that I've done wrong, I must have done something right
To deserve a hug every morning and butterfly kisses at night

Sweet sixteen today
And she's lookin' like her mamma a little more every day
One part woman, the other part girl
To perfume and make-up, from ribbons and curls
Trying her wings out in a great big world
But I remember...

Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer
Stickin' little white flowers all up in her hair
You know how much I love you Daddy
But if you don't mind I'm only gonna kiss you on the cheek this time
Oh, with all that I've done wrong, I must have done something right
To deserve her love every morning and butterfly kisses at night

Oh the precious times
Oh, like the wind the years go by
Precious butterfly
Spread your wings and fly

She'll change her name today
and she'll make a promise and I'll give her away
Standing in the bride room just staring at her
She asked me what I'm thinking and I said "I'm not sure,
I just feel like I'm losing my baby girl"
And she leaned over...and gave me...

Butterfly kisses with her mamma there
Stickin' little white flowers all up in her hair
"Walk me down the aisle Daddy, it's just about time
Does my wedding gown look pretty Daddy? Daddy don't cry"
Oh, with all that I've done wrong, I must have done something right
To deserve a her love every morning and butterfly kisses

I couldn't ask God for more
Man, this is what love is
I know I've gotta let her go, but I'll always remember
Every hug in the morning and butterfly kisses

::puts out bucket for Dana::

Oh ew.

ita, why???

t shudders

I find this especially icky because I think you give butterfly kisses with your eyelashes.

ita, why???

For Ali. I couldn't bear her not having the full text to judge.