We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 10:50:54 am PST #2885 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hot thing!
Hot thing, barely 21
Hot thing, looking 4 big fun
Hot thing, what's your fantasy?
Do U wanna play with me?

IJS.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2005 10:55:34 am PST #2886 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She's sexy and 17
My little rock-n-roll queen


sarameg - Feb 01, 2005 10:57:06 am PST #2887 of 10002

Hahaha. I don't know most of these and the few that I do are not sticky.

I have bigger problems, though. I'm starving (because I ran out of lunch food) and I have to go grocery shoppping after work (because I ran out of lunch food) and that never ends well.


kat perez - Feb 01, 2005 10:57:36 am PST #2888 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Ha! I love the dueling earworms. They cannot, however, get me off of this old school girl rap rollercoaster. I've moved on to "I'll Take Your Man." Another oldie but goodie.


sarameg - Feb 01, 2005 10:58:40 am PST #2889 of 10002

Also? Officemate is eating his lunch RIGHT NOW. It's smelly, but...FOOD.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2005 10:58:49 am PST #2890 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine....

Anyone know how old Ringo was when he wrote this?


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 11:00:15 am PST #2891 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Come back, Nikki, come back!


Vonnie K - Feb 01, 2005 11:00:43 am PST #2892 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Courtesy of the Vividcon DVD set:

And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz!
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz!
Ballroom blitz!
Ballroom blitz!
Ballroom blitz!
Ballroom blitz!


Kathy A - Feb 01, 2005 11:01:23 am PST #2893 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

How about 50's "Dead Teenager" songs?

I met him at the candy stoooore
He turned around and smiled at
[You get the picture? Yes, we do!]
That's when I fell for
THE LEADER OF THE PACK!


Scrappy - Feb 01, 2005 11:03:28 am PST #2894 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Anyone know how old Ringo was when he wrote this?

It was written in the late '50s I think, maybe early '60s, by Richard Sherman. I think it was a song Ringo liked when he was a teenager and so recorded.