You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2005 10:07:03 am PST #2858 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sperm racing


Fred Pete - Feb 01, 2005 10:07:58 am PST #2859 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yes, you may now all vomit at the sap.

It's better than "The Men in My Little Girl's Life."


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 10:11:01 am PST #2860 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or Butterfly Kisses.


Dana - Feb 01, 2005 10:12:11 am PST #2861 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Or Butterfly Kisses.

t hurl

Oh, I'm sorry. I hurled all over the thread. But it's ita's fault.


Alibelle - Feb 01, 2005 10:14:59 am PST #2862 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Yay, Maria!

I like "Butterfly Kisses." Even when Michael Bolton sings it.


Maria - Feb 01, 2005 10:16:11 am PST #2863 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oh, I'm sorry. I hurled all over the thread. But it's ita's fault.

Then I think she should be the one to clean it up.

I think my father and I are dancing to The Godfather Waltz. Or Lauretta, which is the typical first dance song. We've got some time yet.


Dana - Feb 01, 2005 10:17:26 am PST #2864 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Then I think she should be the one to clean it up.

Good idea. You make her.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 10:18:20 am PST #2865 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not cleaning up after you, Dana.

I have 'I need a man' relentlessly stuck in my head. It's a very worm susceptible day, it seems. I need to get back to the iPod.


Maria - Feb 01, 2005 10:18:46 am PST #2866 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Good idea. You make her.

No, you make her. I'm not *that* crazy....


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 10:19:30 am PST #2867 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And that was an xpost, even.