Okay, why'd Jack & Bobby have to have knee injury issues? I had to watch the end of the episode from the hall. And next week looks like somewhat familiar territory. But I do like that new guy that Courtney fell for. I would too. If I wasn't busy trying to get into the pants of the Bradley Cooper character.

Also, why is the Charmed Big Bad named after delicious chicken?

I may be the most boring guest anywhere, but I can deal with that.

You're not boring! You're easily entertained, which is good for a crappy host like me. And it's great to have someone to watch X-Play with.

So, I just read this at IMDB:

Troy hunk Orlando Bloom has ended his three-year romance with actress Kate Bosworth, because they were spending too much time apart, pals claim. The sexy 28-year-old has been dating the Beyond The Sea beauty since they met on the set of a Gap ad in 2002. But Bloom allegedly separated from Bosworth after their recent holiday to Brazil, because their hectic filming schedules prevented them from having a stable relationship, reports British newspaper The Mail On Sunday. A close friend explains, "Orlando has said that's it all over between him and Kate and that's he's back in the dating game. It seems they were never together for longer than a week before one of them had to jet off to the other side of the world for film commitments. Kate's devastated by the split but the truth is Orlando has always been a bit of a ladies' man and thinks he's too young to settle down."

Then I snerked a little, and wondered what they thought about it at the hatekate LJ community -- turns out it's not been mentioned there (they are, for the record, very ... involved in the doings of imaginary people people). But I looked at their info page which has a link to an URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF KATE BOSWORTH. Which I can now note is one way of going too far that I'd never thought of before.

Bwah! Charmed just used the line "What's the matter, Zankou? Chicken?" which is really a joke best appreciated by the absent Kat and lori. But still.

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Allyson was in a dream I had last night (well, her voice, anyways)

Is this a symptom of Fandom OD'ing, or am I simply blessed?

Egad, my living room is filling up with furniture. Not mine. There is no room for more furniture. But, on the bright side, this may mean that my brother really is going to move out one day.

she says that it is so much more fun to dance with girls, because they smell really nice.

I have a friend who once said, in an attempt to explain why all their house guests used the girls' bathroom instead of the boys', "Girls and boys both smell, but girls smell nice."

Phillip Glass rocks the monkey party.

Also, damn, I already forgot about Numb Three Rs. I watched it first at a hotel, so I forgot to set the Tivo for it when I got home.

I have a friend who once said, in an attempt to explain why all their house guests used the girls' bathroom instead of the boys', "Girls and boys both smell, but girls smell nice."

Jesu. First my race, then my gender. These categorical slurs must stop! I neither flail nor stink.

Phillip Glass rocks the monkey party.

Dude, you totally need to play Einstein On The Beach on your Fender Precision Bass.

just got back from our company's (little bit late) Christmas party. I arranged it and picked the place. We had it in a restaurant called Castaways, which is high on a mountain overlooking Burbank with a great view, and everyone had a fab time. Only one person drank too much--OF COURSE the most obnoxious guy in the office. Not a personality improved by strong drink, is all I'll say, but not obnoxious enough to dampen enyone's evening.

Hey, I heard the Kate-Orli news on E! News Weekend's "The Awful Truth" segment. I'm surprised that peeps in the crazyvilles aren't celebrating.