Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 28, 2005 10:15:05 am PST #1737 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

According to my SiL, who is an ER nurse, the main feature of life on the lots and lots of bodliy fluids where they shouldn't be.

The main stories I heard of note from friends who worked in ERs were about objects lodged in places they had no business being.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2005 10:16:54 am PST #1738 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was in the ER waiting room when they brought in a guy whose arm had been ripped off by a thresher.

But given that we don't get to see the fun part, how dramatic is that? It sure sounds shocking and urgent, but doesn't drama, drama for public consumption require more notes than that? Especially to last more than a couple seasons?

Don't get me wrong. I got problems with ER. They jacked with Luka (during his pimp period), Carter is more often deathworthy than not, and who-the-fuck-ever does their promos should be exterminated retroactively. They're often cheap, but every now and again do something either simple or touching or jarring that stays with me.

Injecting random not-real-world drama? It's just TV.


DavidS - Jan 28, 2005 10:17:06 am PST #1739 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The main stories I heard of note from friends who worked in ERs was objects lodged in places they had no business being.

Yeah, I heard those stories too. Of course, she was a nurse in a San Francisco hospital so there was a bit more of that. The most wince inducing was the guy who had a long flourescent lightbulb protruding from his person. The trick being how to remove it without it shattering.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2005 10:17:25 am PST #1740 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The main stories I heard of note from friends who worked in ERs were about objects lodged in places they had no business being.

So, if we take GWB to an ER, they could get his head out of his ass?


DavidS - Jan 28, 2005 10:18:07 am PST #1741 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, if we take GWB to an ER, they could get his head out of his ass?

Rectocranial inversion. Happens all the time.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2005 10:18:16 am PST #1742 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hec, I swear I've seen that on TV, and I can't remember how they got it out.

This is gonna bug me. I can't even remember the show. Scrubs, maybe?

eta: no, not the same, now that I think. It was a bulb but not flourescent.


Theodosia - Jan 28, 2005 10:18:37 am PST #1743 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I give Homicide: Life on the Street major points towards realism.


Dana - Jan 28, 2005 10:19:47 am PST #1744 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

David, they did that scenario on one episode of Scrubs. Camera fades in on three doctors staring at an x-ray.

Dr. Cox: "Well, either this guy's colon had a very bright idea, or he's got a lightbulb up his ass."


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2005 10:20:20 am PST #1745 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I give Homicide: Life on the Street major points towards realism.

I agree. Even things that didn't seem realistic to me (like the kid getting tricked by a copier) actually happened in real life.


brenda m - Jan 28, 2005 10:21:19 am PST #1746 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hee. Love Dr. Cox. I haven't see the show in ages, though.