OK, this Katie Couric sex and teens special keeps talking about "oral sex". Am I correct in the assumption that they only mean fellatio?
Numfar! Do the dance of joy.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Jan 26, 2005 5:18:05 pm PST #1085 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cashmere - Jan 26, 2005 5:18:16 pm PST #1086 of 10002
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Alias was fucking great
I'm glad something was. The West Wing blew goats.
§ ita § - Jan 26, 2005 5:18:26 pm PST #1087 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
With the infection clause removed, my dad would beat you. Sliding on your face does that.
Did he slide without cutting himself? I have a friction-induced injury phobia (or shall we call it reasonable aversion? either way...) and EW. He'd win.
Cashmere - Jan 26, 2005 5:21:31 pm PST #1088 of 10002
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sarameg - Jan 26, 2005 5:24:35 pm PST #1089 of 10002
Nope. It required plastic surgery. 6 feet of pavement does that. So he's got an eyelift on one side of his face. It was really gorey. His skull was numb for months, and that was with a good helmet.
One of his students was the cop first on the scene. My dad recalls coming to and seeing his face and going "OK, you pass." Heh.
We're a sick family, provided everyone survives.
Lyra Jane - Jan 26, 2005 5:27:40 pm PST #1090 of 10002
Up with the sun
To try to revive it, he has proposed that roosters wear little boxing gloves attached to their spurs, as well as lightweight, chicken-sized vests configured with electronic sensors to record hits and help keep score.
This would be so CUTE! Like puss in boots, except ... not.
tommyrot - Jan 26, 2005 5:32:56 pm PST #1091 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
With the little electronic vests they're just one step away from rooster laser-tag.
tommyrot - Jan 26, 2005 5:36:48 pm PST #1092 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I'm picturing pigeons inside little miniature tanks, which would have little touch-sensitive view screens, allowing the pigeons to steer the tanks and fire the lasers by pecking on the image of their enemies.
Sometimes I wish I was a TV producer with unlimited power....
Cashmere - Jan 26, 2005 5:40:52 pm PST #1093 of 10002
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One of my hillbilly uncles raised and fought chickens. It ranks up there as one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life.
I don't think wee boxing gloves can even come close to making this more attractive.
Cashmere - Jan 26, 2005 6:01:05 pm PST #1094 of 10002
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I think I killed the thread.