Jayne is a girl's name.

River ,'Trash'


Buffista Fic 2: They Said It Couldn't Be Done.

[NAFDA] Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


erikaj - Jul 05, 2006 10:55:07 am PDT #313 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

( continues...) verb, okay?”

“What the hell does that mean?”

The doorbell rang. “Think about it. Company’s here.” Wilson intended to do just that, so much so that he couldn’t keep his focus on the game at all, between monitoring how closely Jaye and House sat together and thinking through the diagnostician’s little quote about charm, and was quickly in the hole for $50. Another thing of a hundred to keep from Julie...was it even possible that he ever hoped for the bedside light to be on when he came back from poker night? Dimly, he remember that it had been so.

Greg’s cards were hot tonight, or more to the point, he had turned “Everybody lies” into a into a system to challenge people’s confidence about their hands. Jaye watched eagerly as he won three hands, just through pure psyching-out.” Good game so far,” Jaye told him. “What’s your secret?”

House shuffled. “I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.”

Jaye chuckled. “Good one.”

“Who’s kidding?”

”Need I remind you that Ms. Tyler has been through quite enough...he really is kidding, Jaye. Even if it’s in poor taste.”

“Oh, okay, Wilson. Make her feel better. Like Grace.”

”Never you mind about Grace.I never hated to lose so much I gave myself a headache, you know.”

House took a sip from his huge travel cup that had an eagle on it. Jaye looked at it and thought the post-9-11 flag-waving fad had gone on long enough.

”Wilson’s wrong,” House told her. “I hate to lose enough that I gave myself a migraine. If you’re going to gossip get it right...which reminds me, how many times did you bring Grace back from the dead after all?”

Wilson groaned. And just when Jaye thought the evening couldn’t be any stranger, the eagle said “Sit in. He’s got nothing.”

“No!” she told it, and to cover, although she didn’t know why, since giving yourself a migraine seemed pretty damn crazy to her, she asked “Who’s Grace?”

The eagle said “get in the game!” just as House said “ A patient in which Jimmy here took a very special interest...he’s a very crusading oncologist, Jimmy Olson, uh, I mean Wilson. “

“Shut up.”,

”Ooh, the boys at Mc Gill are gonna be wicked impressed with how your insults have progressed, eh?”

“You could own this whole place,” the eagle whispered conspiritorally. “He likes you enough to clean for you.”


chrismg - Aug 28, 2006 8:22:24 pm PDT #314 of 1103
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Hi. Back during Buffy Season 7, TWoP had a thread called "Fifty-word Fic" which was pretty much what it sounded like. A lot of them were mean and/or character bashing, but there were some good ones too. Here's one of mine, retyped from memory.

"Aw, but Buffy!"

"I said no, Dawn."

"But I just want to watch this bit on the LA cult-"

"TV off. Homework now. "

"Fine, fine, you don't have to get all Cave-Slayer about it...."

Moments later, Buffy walked into the empty room, wondering who'd said, "No you don't, bitch."


DebetEsse - Aug 30, 2006 5:22:03 pm PDT #315 of 1103
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Any chance I could get a beta on a Housefic? I'd like someone else to look at it before I put it out there, and it needs to get out there before Tuesday.


Lee - Aug 30, 2006 5:26:28 pm PDT #316 of 1103
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Does anyone know someone who could be bribed or begged, or otherwise convinced to make a Faith video to Cherry Bomb, by the runaways? [link]


Ailleann - Aug 30, 2006 6:18:19 pm PDT #317 of 1103
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I'd take a look, Debet. Profile addy good.


DebetEsse - Aug 30, 2006 6:25:17 pm PDT #318 of 1103
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Insent. Thank you muchly.


Ailleann - Aug 30, 2006 6:59:30 pm PDT #319 of 1103
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Backflung, medical pudding! yum yum.


DebetEsse - Aug 30, 2006 7:19:26 pm PDT #320 of 1103
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Shiny.

Yeah, I'm fond of that one.


Deena - Aug 31, 2006 9:14:44 am PDT #321 of 1103
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Awesome song, Lee. I think, if I can acquire the episodes, I'm going to try. That doesn't mean you should stop trying to find someone who knows what they're doing to do it, just that I think it's a perfect song for her.


Lee - Aug 31, 2006 10:38:23 am PDT #322 of 1103
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That would be cool, Deena.

I'm glad I'm not the only person for whom that song screams "FAITH"