Hehehe.

Something in my mouth...tongue depressor!

t twelve.

And that will never close!

dying of laughter

The House vs. Mrs. Taylor bit was pitch-perfect for both characters.

House looked like a cat caught in a rainstorm.

Wonderful

I picture her as being really in everyone's faces a lot...the sort of person you might dislike but feel bad for it, because what are you going to say? She was too enthusiastic? Took too much of an interest? And I'm not as hermity as House. And I know I've got a way with a dick joke.

I t heart erika. That is all.

Thank you...and you say that without looking at my funbags.(That was, incidentally, a new one on me and I thought I knew all the breast lexicon.)

“Sorry about that, Dr. House.” Jaye explained. “My mother can be a little Too Much. It’s just the little things. The stuff she does and the stuff she says.”

”Nothing’s wrong with your cognition, Ms. Tyler.” The doctor crossed to a little TV and turned it on.

”You’d think so, wouldn’t you? But you’re not the one being kept awake by singing stuffed anim...”

“Remind me to get some of what you’re on. It sounds nifty.
” “On? I’m not on anything...yes, there was a little herb at parties. Hey, I went to college. I’m not gonna lie. And I like a beer or five... But I’d never show up here all altered . I demand the respect accorded a woman in the throes of a neurological...thingie.”

”Ah, yes, Lancet ran a cover story on the rise of the neurological...thingie last week. One moment...” House took some blood, meanwhile not taking his eyes off the screen.

“Ow!” Jaye cried. “What was that for?” ”Tox screen,” House replied. “ But you passed my own personal test by not objecting. This is just to keep my boss off my ass.”

Jaye nodded.”Oh, look at what that nurse is wearing! Like she could do the Heimlich like that.”

House shushed her. “Don’t ruin this for me.I’m a spoiler virgin this week.”

I want to see this filmed. So badly.

Thank you...and you say that without looking at my funbags.

Love those lobes - no matter how tight the T-shirt.

Ah, yes, Lancet ran a cover story on the rise of the neurological...thingie last week.

Bwahahaha!

And picturing House using the phrase "Spoiler Virgin"? Priceless.

We all know smart people can get sucked into fandom. It has a name now. "Therapy Dog" Not bad for not being a real story, huh?

Great title, erika. Absolutely perfect.