( continues...) letting you off that easy."
"Spike!" Xander interrupted. "Get in here, you two. You're not having a Spike-Angelus smackdown in my hallway. Yes, that was an invitation, Angel, get your ass in here."
Angel walked into the apartment, amazed, and Spike sulked in after him. Xander closed the door firmly and glared at the pair of them. "As much as I'm in favor of making Angel grovel, I think we're losing the big picture."
"What big picture?" Spike frowned.
"He's working the same drug ring thing we are, just from the LA end."
"Oh, you are not suggesting we cooperate with him."
Angel let the argument fade away. As Xander gestured and his muscles flexed, the drawstring pants inched lower and lower. If he wasn't careful, one of those wide gestures could--
"Ow!" He rubbed his arm and glared at Spike.
"If I have to tell you one more time to keep your eyes to yourself," Spike snarled, "you're going to be losing them."
"You think you can try--"
"What the hell are you two on about now?" Xander demanded, hitching up his pants.
"Oh, as if you don't know, standing there like that," Angel snapped. He should never have come anywhere near these people.
"What? How is this my fault?"
Angel gaped at him, then turned to stare at Spike. Spike shrugged, and Angel looked at Xander. He turned back to Spike. "He has no clue, does he."
Spike's smirk was definitely pleased. "One of his best qualities, actually."
"And you let him wander around those sorts of demons without knowing what's going on?"
"He doesn't go anywhere near them without me."
"And that's enough to keep them off him?"
Spike snarled, but Xander's whistle interrupted anything more. "What are you two talking about? What do I have no clue about?"
Angel glanced at Spike, then shrugged. "That you're distractingly gorgeous, especially from a demonic point of view."
Xander's jaw dropped in disbelief rapidly followed by horror. He looked at Spike, who shrugged and nodded. "What he said, love."
"Oh my god, brain bleach!" He shook himself. "OK, this is some bizarre payback for us making you apologize. The demon magnet thing was a joke and a very temporary spell--right?"
"Demon magnet?" Angel repeated.
"Willow spell gone wrong," Spike said quickly. "Pay it no mind."
"Why am I--" Xander shuddered "--especially gorgeous to demons, pray tell?"
Spike grinned. "You go back and forth between 'so tough we just have to see what he can take' and 'how many pieces might he fall into if we pull out this little bit'. Plus you're just very nice to look at."
Xander stared at Spike in appalled disbelief, then looked at Angel, who shrugged. "Sorry. It's a demon thing. Except for the pleasant to look at part, which should appeal to just about anybody."
Xander shook himself. "You two were fighting just a couple of minutes ago. Why are you agreeing now?"
"I can hate him and still agree with him," Angel protested.
"Didn't the whole hot pokers to classical music thing take care of that?"
"Not hardly," Spike said.
"The hell it did," Angel added. "I owe you for that, boy."
"Not on your best day, poof."
"Fine!" Xander yelled. "It was a mistake thinking you two could work together, never mind, good-bye, Angel, drive safe, say Hi to Cordy for me."
One more glare to Spike and a nod to Xander, and Angel headed for the door.
"You still owe me a decent apology," Spike said.
Hand on the doorknob, Angel didn't turn. "I already apologized for interfering with your drug ring plan. There is no apology possible for everything else. Just leave it, Spike. 'I'm sorry' is just going to have to be enough." He turned the doorknob.
"I think you on your knees might be a fair start," Spike purred. "That's how all my apologies always started."
Angel let the door close and tried very hard to ignore the remembered images fighting for his attention. "No."
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