Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Buffista Fic 2: They Said It Couldn't Be Done.

[NAFDA] Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Typo Boy - Jul 31, 2015 7:28:32 pm PDT #1038 of 1103
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Dunno what to say about that. It is pretty awful. If you can enjoy it anyway, for what it does well great. If that spoils it for you, you don't have to feel bad about not enjoying it either. Perfectly cromulent reaction Or if you enjoy but enjoyit less p yoou know all reasonable attitudes. I get that there is a real feeling of loss in re-reading something you loved once and having much more mixed reactions.


WindSparrow - Oct 07, 2015 7:45:16 pm PDT #1039 of 1103
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ooh, my first Agents of SHIELD fic:

Too Hard to Name It

The whole time she was alone, Jemma kept her spirits up by saying, “That was alien tech. Tech is Fitz’s job. Fitz is coming. Fitz will find a way to get me home. My job is biology. My job is life. I will stay alive long enough for him to find me.” At really low times, Jemma wondered why it was taking so long, but her answer was always, “It takes time. Fitz is working on it. He’s working on it, give him time.”

It seemed such a long time, but the days were not the same length, so weeks and months could not be tracked. Malnutrition, trauma, stress, sleep deficit - all eating away at her higher functions - she could barely remember his face or the sound of his voice. But she kept whispering to herself, “Fitz is coming” like scripture. Some days those were the only three words she said. After a while she stopped saying it aloud, dehydration made it hurt uselessly. But it went round and round in her head, making her try to sleep, making her keep hunting, keep hiding, keep running, keep living.

And then she saw the flare.

Early on, she had calculated how much water her body needed for various levels of activity. Hunting and digesting food takes water. Breathing hard uses up water. Talking uses up water. Running uses water. Hiding uses water. Walking uses water. To check out the flare would use up, possibly waste, the water she had collected from an improvised solar still. But she drank it. And for the first time in a long time, she used her vocal cords: “Fitz is coming.” Her voice crackled. It hurt to talk. But Jemma said it again, and started walking.

This was composed as a comment fic on a gif-set of Gemma waking up with her sharp stick in her hand then going back to sleep on Leo's leg posted by tony-pepper-stark


Anne W. - Nov 01, 2015 5:49:16 am PST #1040 of 1103
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I finally got around to cross-posting my fic for this year's SPN Summergen challenge: One Winter's Night

It's the winter solstice, Sam is still young enough to be making do with Dean's hand-me-down boots, and a hunt goes wrong.


chrismg - Nov 30, 2015 5:39:04 am PST #1041 of 1103
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

The Doctor walked across a dark plain. A skeleton warrior rose to confront him.

"Lord of Time," the warrior said, "I am bound to slay whoever I meet with this sword. How may I be free?"

The Doctor said "Release the sword, and you will be free of slaying."

The warrior dropped its sword, and its arms fell to its sides. It stared for a moment, then continued: "Lord of Time," it said, "I am bound to walk in this armor forever. How may I be free?"

The Doctor said, "Shed your armor, and you will be free of walking."

The warrior unbuckled its cuirass, removed its helmet, and pulled off its greaves. When it was done, it fell to the ground and did not move.

After a moment had passed, the warrior spoke a third time: "Lord of Time," it said, "I am bound by this darkness and will never know peace. How can I be free?"

The Doctor said, "Even in deepest darkness, you will sometimes catch a glimpse of light." He gestured at the sky and, for the first time in a thousand years, the clouds and shadow parted and a single star appeared.

The sight filled the warrior's heart with such joy that it wept tears of flame. The flame consumed it utterly, and it never troubled anyone again.

The Doctor continued across the plain. After a while, Harry asked, "How did that skeleton speak with no lungs?"


WindSparrow - Nov 30, 2015 8:41:29 am PST #1042 of 1103
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That is both beautiful AND flippin' hilarious.


Beverly - Nov 30, 2015 9:33:37 am PST #1043 of 1103
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

chris, I love that!

And Anne, I couldn't help a reread--as good as the first read!


erikaj - Oct 07, 2018 1:31:16 pm PDT #1044 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

I meant to write something else today, but this came out. Part "Justified" part RPF... The Majority Leader looked angrily at the pretty young intern guarding his wood-panelled sanctum. Crowder had gotten past her and was sitting on the Leader's desk bold as brass. "You can't be in here," he said, but the tone that quieted his caucus made Crowder laugh.

"Vasily says hey," he said, picking up one of his desk toys. "At least, I reckon that's what he said. My Cyrillic, much like my computer skills, is woefully inadequate. I fear I'm something of an anachronism…much like yourself. However, I've got ten thousand dollars and a depth charger that says I can sit wherever the hell I want. Are we clear?"

The leader's voice quivered as he said "I'm not admitting I paid you…but you know, if I had, aren't we done?"

Crowder smiled a wolfish smile. "Glad we understand one another…would hate for you to spend the last years of your last-ever term in this life mired in a syntax discrepancy. I don't owe you this knowledge, but since you asked so nicely, yeah, you and Harlan for A Better Tomorrow are done.I stand before you as a humble Kentucky constituent."

The Leader snorted. "Right."

"Is something amusing you about that?Because, despite my unfortunate incarceration, I've been told I'm photogenic and have a hell of a way with a story. Even more since this one's true, Mitchell."

"My name's not Mitchell."

"Never mind. Basically, your man Brett is bad for my sex life."

"I beg your pardon? I hope you don't think those kinds of favors are gifts with purchase, Mr. Crowder."

"You should have warned me you'd say that…the thought's bad for my dyspepsia. Let me sum up slightly. I spoke out of turn when I asserted that I could be anywhere I want, as I've been barred from Ava's…Delta of Venus until such time as she restores her equilibrium from the…shall we say, truncated…confirmation process…say something so I know you got my drift there, Mitchell. "

"I think I understand." The Leader said, almost talking tough, but his skin taking on a greenish cast, combined with his absence of chin really combined to enforce that turtle image that even Boyd had heard about. He wasn't dumb…he was just pretending he was a lobbyist.

"I rely on her. More than your wife has relied on labor from right off the boat, but alas? Not more than you and Vasily. Gotta warn you, though. Last time I saw my wife this upset, there was a shotgun involved, and when I say that, I'm not overrating my appendage."

"She does that.and security would be here in fifteen seconds."

Boyd got down from the desk and flashed a grin. "Relax…it'll blow over."


erikaj - Oct 10, 2018 3:38:22 pm PDT #1045 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

SO wanted to stick "Loss of consortium" in here somewhere, as hearing that in Boyd's voice in my head was the germ of this idea...didn't fit, but maybe it's the title.


erikaj - Mar 09, 2019 12:28:53 pm PST #1046 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

In case anyone here enjoys Entourage fic...got some new kudos on this one and didn't remember if Buffistas knew I'd finished/https://archiveofourown.org/works/1324780/chapters/2757427


erikaj - Oct 31, 2019 2:39:43 pm PDT #1047 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

For Halloween Buffy/Barney Miller

Halloween, sometime in the '70s The peroxided stranger didn't attract very much attention as Wojo brought him into the 1-2. Costumed characters had been in and out all night due to various minor offenses, and the squad was full of unshockable New Yorkers. Still, Stan wasn't quite prepared for an accented voice to growl "Watch the coat, yeah?"

Before he even knew what he was doing, Stan apologized, then mumbled "Worse than Harris," before looking down at his own wash-and-wear ensemble. He sat down at the balky old typewriter."Say, mate, I'm telling ya. Even for a pig, you've got the wrong end of the stick. I was looking for my girlfriend, Dru."

"Uh huh," That's what they all said, although Wojo had to admit, picking this guy up wasn't the kind of thing that got a guy points on the sergeant exam…it was more like a gut feeling about the way this guy looked at the young girls in their skimpy costumes as though he were a kid looking in his trick-or-treat bag. At the same time, though, he didn't fight coming in, although he seemed kind of underfed and scrawny and Wojo wasn't sure what kind of fight he'd put up. " Name?" "You could call me Spike, or maybe you know me as William The Bloody."Wojo didn't know what the blond was on about, but he was from New York so he'd heard the "Do you know who I am?" pause before. Maybe he was a lead singer for The Bloody. Stan missed bands named things like The Drifters, but the thought made him feel almost as old as Fish so he didn't say it. " Fun's fun, man…you know, I get it. I want the name on your birth certificate, though, right?"