I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early. And I'll just fade away.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2005 12:40:26 pm PST #871 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
DXMachina - Mar 04, 2005 12:46:43 pm PST #872 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Carrying a fake sledgehammer got all the sidewalk traffic in Vegas, including the drunks, to give me plenty of extra elbow room walking down the street. If I weren't afraid of misunderstandings with the police, I'd take it with me everywhere.
We used to bring a real sledgehammer with us to softball tournaments, to use for warmups instead of a weighted bat. The opposing teams didn't like that much.
Kalshane - Mar 04, 2005 2:28:08 pm PST #873 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
If I weren't afraid of misunderstandings with the police, I'd take it with me everywhere.
Heh. I remember one of the WW writers talking about having several squad cars show up when he was walking down the street wearing a fake sword while in costume on Halloween.
The opposing teams didn't like that much.
I wonder why?
Gris - Mar 04, 2005 9:33:55 pm PST #874 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I'd rather have a well-balanced baseball bat than a sledgehammer, for zombies or peaple. Less likely to miss and hit my own leg, crushing leg bones necessary for the running in the opposite direction that is actually my preferred method of dealing with attacking hordes of the undead.
aurelia - Mar 04, 2005 9:51:47 pm PST #875 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Did the thread die and come back? Is that why we're talking about zombies?
If I weren't afraid of misunderstandings with the police, I'd take it with me everywhere.
Carrying fake rifles in downtown Detroit is always exciting. Even when the cops are close enough to see that they are plywood cutouts they get touchy.
Jars - Mar 05, 2005 3:19:41 am PST #876 of 10001
I vote eighties record collection for weapon of choice.
Kalshane - Mar 05, 2005 6:40:28 am PST #877 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Are the records being thrown at that the zombies like vinyl discs of doom or are they being played in the hopes the zombies will lose their will to un-live?
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2005 6:44:12 am PST #878 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Both. Also, you can play a a catchy, danceable tune that is too fast for them to dance to. They will try to dance anyway, resulting in them eventually collapsing in exhaustion/frustration if their limbs don't fall off first.
Kalshane - Mar 05, 2005 6:48:46 am PST #879 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
That makes me think of that Michael Jackson "Moonwalker" video game where his special power was to make all the baddies on the screen dance along with him, which eventually resulted in them exploding.
SailAweigh - Mar 05, 2005 6:51:33 am PST #880 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
which eventually resulted in them exploding.
Are you sure it wasn't because he could scream like a woman?