I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Una - Dec 30, 2005 7:31:53 am PST #7503 of 10001
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

"Man, I could park a Buick in those nostrils."

So. true. Though I still want to marry him.


aurelia - Dec 30, 2005 9:21:23 am PST #7504 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

From a NY Times article with the headline "New for Conservative Christians: Film Reviews, Not Protests."

Like their secular counterparts, Christian critics are diverse in their judgments. Most laud the semi-allegorical "Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," based on the spiritually infused novels by C. S. Lewis, as well as tales of salvation like "The Shawshank Redemption," "The Last Samurai" or the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, which many pastors cite in sermons. But many also praise wholesome fluff like "Serenity" or serious fare like "2001: A Space Odyssey," which appears on the Vatican's 1995 list of 45 great films for its blend of "science fiction and metaphysical poetry."

"Wholesome fluff"?


tommyrot - Dec 30, 2005 9:23:13 am PST #7505 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, Mal did mention the Operative's Dear and Fluffy Lord.


Kevin - Dec 30, 2005 10:49:20 am PST #7506 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I always like to think Conservatives Christians think raping murderers are wholesome fluff. Well, it says so in the NY Times so must be true. If only one of the Reavers had been homosexual, then it'd be less wholesome.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 30, 2005 10:50:59 am PST #7507 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I always like to think Conservatives Christians think raping murderers are wholesome fluff. Well, it says so in the NY Times so must be true. If only one of the Reavers had been homosexual, then it'd be less wholesome.

Good thing Inara didn't have any female clients in the movie, I guess.


DCJensen - Dec 30, 2005 10:59:13 am PST #7508 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm thinking Inara's profession wasn't featured enough in the movie to ping the ultracon's paranoia about sex.


aurelia - Dec 30, 2005 10:59:17 am PST #7509 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

With male clients she can be a wholesome fluffer.


Kevin - Dec 30, 2005 11:07:33 am PST #7510 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Isn't there near female/female kissing in a deleted scene? Damn, the outrage was a near miss.


tommyrot - Dec 30, 2005 11:58:29 am PST #7511 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Isn't there near female/female kissing in a deleted scene?

Yes, at the Companion training center.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 1:52:31 pm PST #7512 of 10001
What is even happening?

It's the NYTimes calling it wholesome fluff, not the Christian reviewers. I've actually seen some good, Christian reviews on Serenity, and plenty of non-religious flicks.