I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Allyson - Oct 20, 2005 12:04:34 pm PDT #6641 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There are so many ways in which this sentence gets on my tits. I'd parse them, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Treat it like a fortune cookie, shrift. Like this:

And since none but ourselves, we loyal Browncoats, will probably look as in-depth into the movie, we're going to have to tell the world exactly why this is the best movie ever made in bed.


bon bon - Oct 20, 2005 12:08:08 pm PDT #6642 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I know it's easy to be misled with my zombie-like mien, but it's Shaun of the Dead.


P.M. Marc - Oct 20, 2005 12:09:00 pm PDT #6643 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Though if they ever do an American remake, it totally needs to star you.


shrift - Oct 20, 2005 12:13:25 pm PDT #6644 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Treat it like a fortune cookie, shrift.

Well, it'd be better than the real fortune cookie I got today, which said:

:) A good time to finish up old tasks. :)

Thanks for reminding me about those invoices I needed to fill out from two weeks ago, fortune cookie. Thanks a bunch.


Kalshane - Oct 20, 2005 12:13:46 pm PDT #6645 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

As scary/craxy things go, I don't see that comment as much of either. Just seems like general fannish noise to me. YS/CMV.


bon bon - Oct 20, 2005 12:14:18 pm PDT #6646 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Though if they ever do an American remake, it totally needs to star you.

I do so love baseball bats.


shrift - Oct 20, 2005 12:26:34 pm PDT #6647 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

As scary/craxy things go, I don't see that comment as much of either.

I didn't think it was particularly scary/craxy so much as unbearably pretentious hyperbole.

Your Pretentiousness May Vary.


Kevin - Oct 20, 2005 12:28:25 pm PDT #6648 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

"Nilly" is my fault. I have a thing against online nicknames - I HATE THEM. With a fucking passion. Whenever anybody calls me gossi in real life I cringe inside, and want to smash my brain out with a cricket bat (there's a Shaun of the Dead deleted subplot). (Look, Jars, you and Nibbler caused me brain damage).

ETA: "Jars" and "Nibbler" even.


DavidS - Oct 20, 2005 12:29:48 pm PDT #6649 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a thing against online nicknames

But it's her real name.


Dana - Oct 20, 2005 12:30:01 pm PDT #6650 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Um, but Nilly is her name. (right?)