Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Steph L. - Sep 29, 2005 8:17:40 am PDT #5183 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Big damn nostrils, sir.


Eddie - Sep 29, 2005 8:18:19 am PDT #5184 of 10001
Your tag here.

Were Nathan's nostrils twenty stories tall?

...and by "nostrils" you mean "butt".


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2005 8:18:40 am PDT #5185 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And he was working them too.

eta: Uhh, nostrils, not butt cheeks, or anything.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 29, 2005 8:24:08 am PDT #5186 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Big damn nostrils, sir.

Bwhahahaha!!! Does that count as a spoiler? I'm tempted to comm that last exchange.

And he was working them too.

eta: Uhh, nostrils, not butt cheeks, or anything.

So you made sure to check if he did, I guess?


Wolfram - Sep 29, 2005 10:55:47 am PDT #5187 of 10001
Visilurking

Slug description for SCIFI's Friday night airing of "War Stories":

Zoë's loyalty is tested when she must choose whether to rescue Mal or her husband.

Yeah, she really agonizes over that one.


Kathy A - Sep 29, 2005 10:59:51 am PDT #5188 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

This weekend's E! Behind the Scenes is, of course, all about Serenity. Yay!


Kate P. - Sep 29, 2005 11:02:04 am PDT #5189 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Zoë's loyalty is tested when she must choose whether to rescue Mal or her husband.

ha!


Mr. Broom - Sep 29, 2005 11:07:41 am PDT #5190 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

That's the equivalent of the plot blurb on the back of most of my old fantasy novels. Clearly written by someone who didn't do the reading.


Kalshane - Sep 29, 2005 11:08:46 am PDT #5191 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Heh. Still better than a TV Guide blurb for Old Yeller from years back along the lines of: "Story of boy and his dog. Then he shoots it."


Sean K - Sep 29, 2005 11:14:59 am PDT #5192 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think my favorite TV guide blurb is the one written for the original Highlander movie (and I seen its exact wording multiple times, so somewhere there's a database of movie blurbs that weekly guides pull from, or something...):

It was something to the effect of "Sean Connory and Christopher Lambert travel back and forth through time, fighting evil...."

Ummm.... Yes, the story shifts back and forth through time, but that doesn't mean that the characters are actually doing so. Clearly written by someone who, at best, was watching the movie while doing about sixteen other things.