I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Eddie - Aug 22, 2005 6:47:55 pm PDT #4418 of 10001
Your tag here.

As noted here This Variety (SPOILERS) article on the Serenity premier in Edinburgh claims Jewel and Joss are wed:

and corn-fed farm girl Kaylee (Jewel Staite, Whedon's real-life wife), the ship's mechanic.


JenP - Aug 22, 2005 6:54:44 pm PDT #4419 of 10001

Ha! That's hilarious. I bet their actual spouses will get a lot of mileage out of that.


WindSparrow - Aug 22, 2005 7:27:53 pm PDT #4420 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Got a marketing idea for Universal. Place Serenity movie posters in Chinese restaurants all across the country (or the world for that matter). Also, as a tie-in: Supply the restaurants with fortune cookies. The "Learn Chinese" side of the fortune should have phrases from the movie, so if we eat lots of Chinese food, we can swear right along with our favorite characters.

The poster placement idea was DCJensen's. The "Learn Chinese Curse-words" bit was mine. Mine, I tell you. All mine. Get your filthy ha.... Um, right, I'm ok.

Really.


Volans - Aug 22, 2005 9:17:28 pm PDT #4421 of 10001
move out and draw fire

The "Learn Chinese" side of the fortune should have phrases from the movie, so if we eat lots of Chinese food, we can swear right along with our favorite characters.

Oh, this should happen in any case.

I just got a chance to look at the lego Serenity. I love his wallpaper photo of lego!Serenity buzzing the herd of lego!horses: [link]

and corn-fed farm girl Kaylee (Jewel Staite, Whedon's real-life wife), the ship's mechanic.

Um, huh? Oh. Joss' wife is Kai, and I bet somebody mixed that up with Kaylee. Weird.


Kiba Rika - Aug 23, 2005 4:02:34 am PDT #4422 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

That is a crazy, crazy notion. Do they know that he is almost 20 years older than her? Not that it's stopped marriages before, but I'm just curious. The woman is younger than I am.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 23, 2005 6:07:18 am PDT #4423 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

A 20-year age gap between a director and starlet hasn't traditionally been that much of a barrier in Hollywood...


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 6:19:44 am PDT #4424 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It might make it statistically unlikely, but I don't think it makes it crazy, even if you take Hollywood out of the picture.

It's crazy primarily because it's not true.


Kiba Rika - Aug 23, 2005 8:09:42 am PDT #4425 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

Yes, I didn't mean to suggest it was an impossibility or that that was why it's crazy. ita is right about why it's crazy. I was just curious if people knew. Don't know that it matters. When my head hurts I ask stupid questions.


Allyson - Aug 23, 2005 9:17:53 am PDT #4426 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It appears as though NY has a Serenity screening tonight.


Tamara - Aug 23, 2005 9:42:38 am PDT #4427 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

LA screening tonight. New York screening tomorrow, I think.