You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Gus - Aug 18, 2005 2:32:28 am PDT #4312 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Damn. I tried to decipher that link. When I click "watch now" I get some stuff about Transporter2, which is cool, but not entirely on topic.


Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2005 5:06:26 am PDT #4313 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That might have been a short ad before the actual video, though the ones I got were about the army.


tommyrot - Aug 18, 2005 5:14:54 am PDT #4314 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

though the ones I got were about the army.

They should have one of those "Army of One" ads, featuring Jayne shooting stuff.


Kevin - Aug 18, 2005 8:45:38 am PDT #4315 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I'm surprised how many people found that link scary.


Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2005 8:51:42 am PDT #4316 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well it's certainly morbid and creepifying, if nothing else.


Kevin - Aug 18, 2005 10:49:17 am PDT #4317 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I've just had an email saying that video is nothing to do with Universal.

What begs the question: where the hell has it come from?

That looks like Summer Glau to me, so what else has she been in? I'm presuming it's edited together using footage from elsewhere.


Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2005 10:54:07 am PDT #4318 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wow. It really does look like her.

Maybe it's from her 4400 stint? Wait a sec! It totally might be.


brenda m - Aug 18, 2005 11:06:14 am PDT #4319 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That looks like Summer Glau to me, so what else has she been in? I'm presuming it's edited together using footage from elsewhere.

It looks like her - I was wondering if it was a cut bit from some Alliance-trauma flashback scene. Whatever it is, it's not from the movie.

The whitefont is total speculation, but I figured to be safe..


Allyson - Aug 18, 2005 11:27:13 am PDT #4320 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Los Angeles Serenity screening as a thank you to those who have been helping shoot fan testimonials about Serenity. About a 100 or so additional seats are available.

All the Browncoats who attended the Testimonial Tapings Wednesday August the 17 were given invites to the OFFICAL PRESS SCREENING of Serenity to be held Next TUESADY August 23rd.

Thanks to all of us who attended the Testimonials, if you check the email account you supplied at sign in you will find a Email from universal confirming you have been added to the Guest List , plus one, so that’s gonna account for some where around 90 people, as there were 43 of us to show up plus our one guest, thou not all of us will be bringing a plus one.

Additionally the deal was original the first 200 people in line were to be admitted, now that those of us at the Testimonial are guaranteed a seat that leaves it open for all you Browncoats in the Los Angeles area to come on down and get you butts in line. SO figure on about 100 or so Empty Seats for you to try and Claim.

Here is the Info,

Tuesday, August 23rd Mann’s Chinese 6 6801 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood, CA 90028

Only the First 200 people will be admitted

You May Begin Lining Up At 5:30pm


Kristen - Aug 18, 2005 11:42:29 am PDT #4321 of 10001

Allyson, I think you should change your tagline to, "Where's my ticket, Whedon?"