But Jasmine would eat you while you're naked!
Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?
'The Message'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2005 8:03:26 am PDT #4003 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DebetEsse - Aug 02, 2005 8:04:14 am PDT #4004 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
But not in the fun way!
Vonnie K - Aug 02, 2005 8:04:22 am PDT #4005 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
By which you mean... PORN!
DavidS - Aug 02, 2005 8:04:33 am PDT #4006 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But Jasmine would eat you while you're naked!
Hmmm. Would she start from the bottom?
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2005 8:11:58 am PDT #4007 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But not in the fun way!
We have no evidence that it wasn't fun, do we? They certainly looked happy going in.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2005 8:31:22 am PDT #4008 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yeah, I think Jasmine's worshippers would take issue with the "not in a fun way." If there were still capable, of course.
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2005 12:35:55 pm PDT #4009 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For anyone who didn't read the infocusmag article because of ... well, whyever you didn't read it:
Had you been given the reins of “Jedi,” where would you have driven it? Would you have given Captain Solo more to do? Would Leia not turn out to be Luke’s sister? Would the “another” Yoda spoke of late in “The Empire Strikes Back” turn out to be not-Leia?
Everything you said was right on the money. The Millennium Falcon would not be piloted in the climactic scene by Lando Calrissian and a frog. It would have been Han, getting it done. The “other” to whom Yoda referred would of course have been a young, female badass Jedi, because where else would I go with that? It would have not been revealed in the first five minutes that Darth Vader was going to be redeemed. And, yeah, there would have been a little less incest.
Well, I'm not sure about his last point, but it sure seems interesting.
sumi - Aug 02, 2005 12:45:29 pm PDT #4010 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
We've mentioned that Serenity #2 is coming out tomorrow, right?
(I know I mentioned it over in the Jossverse in other Media thread. . . but not so much over here.)
Gandalfe - Aug 02, 2005 2:11:00 pm PDT #4011 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Well, I'm not sure about his last point, but it sure seems interesting.
The incest?
Kiba Rika - Aug 02, 2005 2:23:28 pm PDT #4012 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.
Those Dark Horse folks don't waste any time, do they? Yay to that - I can make one trip to the store to get 2 Serenitys and an Astonishing. Next week. When my new bank card arrives (grumble).