Jayne...oy.
He'd be so cute trying to raise a little girl.
I'd pity here, though.
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
§ ita § - Jun 01, 2005 11:22:43 am PDT #2760 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
aurelia - Jun 01, 2005 11:23:22 am PDT #2761 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
So Simon and River are Luke and Leia?
Now I'm imagining Mal and River having twins with psychic powers.
Except River is Luke.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 11:24:34 am PDT #2762 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Isn't River supposed to be the smarter one?
amych - Jun 01, 2005 11:24:41 am PDT #2763 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Waittaminnit. Book is.... Yoda?
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 11:25:32 am PDT #2764 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Except River is Luke.
Heh.
Vader: You have no idea of the power of the dark side.
Luke: Also, I can kill you with my brain.
eta:
or,
Vader: The hodgeberries are strong with this one.
-t - Jun 01, 2005 11:27:54 am PDT #2765 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My SiL has never seen the original SW trilogy. She plans to see the whole series in numeric order. It'll be interesting to see how she responds.
Oh, good. I'm glad someone is trying this. I'm intensely curious as to which way will be a more effective viewing strategy, starting with 1 or starting with 4.
DXMachina - Jun 01, 2005 11:28:17 am PDT #2766 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Waittaminnit. Book is.... Yoda?
Somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps the Bible is.
aurelia - Jun 01, 2005 11:29:22 am PDT #2767 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Isn't River supposed to be the smarter one?
Well, yeah. But she's the one with the freaky powers. And she is certainly NOT a diplomat.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 11:29:53 am PDT #2768 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Vader: Join me, and together we can destroy the emporer and rule the galaxy as father and son!
Luke: I threw up on your bed.
aurelia - Jun 01, 2005 11:32:00 am PDT #2769 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Simon: Aren't you a little short for a Reaver?