Kathy Astrom:
How much smarm could a marmot snark if a marmot could snark smarm?
While three is a good answer, it does not take into consideration the quality of the snark, and the tenacity of the smarm. There are also directional, language and timing issues (d+lxt= amount of snark smarmed [ASS]) to be answered before the ASS can be precisely determined.
Did you just differentiate with regard to snark?
My head hurts.
*whimpers*
Other than that, I got nuthin', except I think the pirates ran away with the rum.
Isn't that the way it always goes? But I have the pirate's eggnog...oh...depressing thought...no more eggnog for another year.
I think the pirates ran away with the rum.
The little dog laughed to see such sport.
And boy is this thread getting dumb.
I think the pirates ran away with the rum.
Which would leave them in no fit state to win a fight against marshmallow-eating cavemen, never mind the Ninjas.
Of course, once the Ninjas had won...
... River could kill them with her brain.
Tada! Back on topic. Sort of.
Betsy HP:
Did you just differentiate with regard to snark?
Doesn't everybody? Seriously, it also depends on the type of marmot snarking the smarm. Woodchuck, groundhog, or prairie dog? The differences are subtle, but detectable.
And what about jumping the shark?
And what about jumping the shark?
Yeah, but if a woodchuck could jump shark, how much snark could the woodchuck smarm, before the shark could chum?