Not if you raise them together as pups.
Maybe, but that's a rather expensive and exhausting under taking. You'd amazed at how much rum a pirate pup requires and then there's all the shedding from the ninja pups until they finally grow their adult coat. Little pieces of black cloth everywhere.
I think that pirates and samurai are a twain that never shall meet, but a working ninja would appreciate a good pirate's inventiveness.
Alas, it is not so, for they have battled for time immemorial:
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Look what I've started. How about a free-for all fight to the death between pirates, ninajs, dwarves, elves, cavemen, astronauts, and cowboys?
Sounds more like the fanfic thread.
Look what I've started. How about a free-for all fight to the death between pirates, ninajs, dwarves, elves, cavemen, astronauts, and cowboys?
Aaaaand monkeys. The trifecta of
Diesel Sweeties T-shirts goes
pirate -
monkey -
ninja.
monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
NINJA! NINJA!
monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
PIRATE! PIRATE!
Oh, of course monkeys. They're always funny.
Man, I wasn't aware of the amount of online literature on pirates vs. ninjas.
Don't you just love these little reassurances that you're not the only crazy one?
The cavemen will win. Of
course
the cavemen will win.
Maybe against astronauts, but not against cowboys, ninjas, pirates, monkeys, elves, and dwarves.
No, no! It's the astronauts!
Maybe against astronauts, but not against cowboys, ninjas, pirates, monkeys, elves, and dwarves.
Also, robots. And occasionally, Jesus and Santa Clause
And Frosty, there should be Frosty. Good inclusion of the Robuhts.