I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Mr. Broom - Jan 03, 2005 9:47:51 am PST #122 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

There's a whole Pirate/Ninja/Dwarf/Elf Ontology...
If the bastard spawn of an elf and a dwarf is a dwelf, than what do we call the lovechild of a ninja and a pirate? And would he prefer the cutlass or the katana?


Frankenbuddha - Jan 03, 2005 9:49:52 am PST #123 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

what do we call the lovechild of a ninja and a pirate

A nitrate?

Or PINJA!


reequeen - Jan 03, 2005 9:50:16 am PST #124 of 10001
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

If the bastard spawn of an elf and a dwarf is a dwelf, than what do we call the lovechild of a ninja and a pirate? And would he prefer the cutlass or the katana?

Pirinja. Cutlana.


Beverly - Jan 03, 2005 9:52:24 am PST #125 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

arby, conversely, Merchanter's Luck is terse and relatively short. If you like dense and plotty, go Downbelow Station first. But if you're not sure you're going to like the 'verse, Luck might be a good appetiser.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2005 9:52:37 am PST #126 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

than what do we call the lovechild of a ninja and a pirate? And would he prefer the cutlass or the katana?

There would come a time in the child's life when he or she would have to choose one way, and either follow the pirate path, or that of the ninja. Much like how Spock had to choose the human or the Vulcan way as a child.


libkitty - Jan 03, 2005 9:54:07 am PST #127 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

cutlass or the katana?

Cutana? Katlass? If they can mix animals, why not weapons?


Mr. Broom - Jan 03, 2005 9:55:27 am PST #128 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Both of which sound like pirate-ninja girl names.


libkitty - Jan 03, 2005 9:56:24 am PST #129 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Yeah. I kind of like them. Katlass almost seem Scottish. Scottish-pirate-ninja.


Mr. Broom - Jan 03, 2005 9:58:40 am PST #130 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Yeah. I kind of like them. Katlass almost seem Scottish. Scottish-pirate-ninja.
Duncan Macleod did carry a katana...


Frankenbuddha - Jan 03, 2005 10:00:17 am PST #131 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Duncan Macleod did carry a katana...

And plenty of time to be both a pirate and a ninja.