Catching up, more to do. However.
This [snow] is clearly the work of Canadians, folks. And the sooner you come to terms with that, the sooner we can invade and confiscate their weather machine.
A) Your record with the whole invading thing lately? Not so good. Maybe try Grenada. I hear they're accommodating. Also warmer.
2) Don't make us burn the White House again.
What if we ask nice?
We respond positively to politeness. I'd definitely write a supporting letter, and request to speak in committee.
Awww, man. They're talking shit about me over at The Perfect World and it's all lies and bullshit and speculation.
What is The Perfect World?
I just burnt my pinky bad on cooking. It HURTS.
Are you making your own dies? Can you do that?
I think you can, or you could if you could figure out how to bend wire and embed it in foam rubber type stuff. The technology is not that confusing. It would actually be totally fun to create a die. Lemme look.
Please let there be no invoking of the CalGal. It just leads to pain and arguing.
Oh lord. Why are all the freaks coming out of the woodwork tonight do you think?