No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jan 22, 2005 5:19:18 pm PST #9559 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor Consuela. That does sound like a horrible, no good, rotten day. I hope tomorrow is better.


sarameg - Jan 22, 2005 5:21:13 pm PST #9560 of 10002

Oh, poor Consuela. And poor fiancee-in-law. Not much of a consolation, but she probably adores you now and will do anything for you. God knows I would in her situation.


erikaj - Jan 22, 2005 5:21:39 pm PST #9561 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

OMG...POOR RIO, GETTING HIT BY SOME FUCKO.


Pix - Jan 22, 2005 5:21:52 pm PST #9562 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

What Sara and Lee said, 'Suela.


Ginger - Jan 22, 2005 5:22:08 pm PST #9563 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yep, Suela, that's hell. The only thing that would make it worse would be if you were also moving. Can she keep down diluted Gatorade? Is there a doc-in-the-box you can take her to tomorrow? Have you poured yourself a stiff drink?


Jesse - Jan 22, 2005 5:22:51 pm PST #9564 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Damn, Consuela. A trip to the ER is no fun in the best of circumstances, but that sounds like a special kind of hell.


dcp - Jan 22, 2005 5:25:13 pm PST #9565 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

MI-5: They are making fun of Salman Rushdie. And speaking very formal Urdu.

"Howzat?!" "Don't you start." </12 year old>


Consuela - Jan 22, 2005 5:28:27 pm PST #9566 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oooh, they're up to that episode already, dcp? Cool.

And yeah, it kind of sucked. I felt so bad for her, especially since my brother isn't here, he's in Beijing, and I think she's having a crappy time. And I can't even blame her because she's really sick, it's not just stress and homesickness. But I don't think she's all that happy at my sister's house. Such a mess.

And now I should probably go. Oh, my back. Yay for ibuprofen!


Rio - Jan 22, 2005 5:30:54 pm PST #9567 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?

THANK YOU SO MUCH, DXM!!!!

{{{{Consuela}}}}


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2005 5:32:13 pm PST #9568 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's like my favourite ep, dcp, until the one that's really my favourite.

That does sound terrible, Suela. I hope everything gets well as soon as possible.

I am sad -- I'm supposed to be watching men get naked right now, but my eyeballs feel like sandpaper.