Are there commercially available products that do that ear irrigation thing, without, you know, having to talk to a human and go actually see a doctor? I seem to remember my mom doing it to me when I was a child, with the little blue ball squegee/syringe/squishy thing.

Yeah, Debrovax (or something like that). And you get the little blue ear bulb flushy thing.

that just seems wrong somehow

Yes, but SCRUFFY HOT ALKIE PRIEST. God, that still makes me nod appreciatively, and wish Ryan would do it too.

Well, that part didn't do anything for me, ita. But obviously YSHAPMV.

(Almost white-fonted the appropriate letters, but then decided that would be little silly.)

mmm. sounds good, ita, except for the silver foil part, which sounds suspiciously less edible than the rest of it.

It's edible foil, dude.

It's just as edible as the rice paper on nougat -- but less present. Just like gold foil on food.

It's edible foil, dude.

Some people say the same thing about paste. IJS.

I have eaten things with gold leaf on. It was tasteless but shiny.

Ah, so it's for people who want pretty poop. (Sorry, I just find that having a child totally changes your worldview on poop. For some reason baby poop bears a strong resemblance to whatever went in the other end. )

I don't have hot water!

And this might not be fixed till fucking Monday.

I am so looking forward to taking a cold shower tomorrow morning before heading out into the freezing weather!