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Calli - Jan 21, 2005 9:58:23 am PST #9114 of 10002

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

re: landlords and snow.

We don't get significant snow often in Durham. I've been at my current apartment for almost 6 years now (and still don't have a couch), and the three times we had enough snow to need shoveling, the landlord got the parkinglot and sidewalks cleared long before the city got the street next to the apartment complex cleared.

This is one of the reasons I've been at my current apartment for almost 6 years.

Things I don't understand: Bush's Middle-East policies. The appeal of carob coated anything. UNC's fondness for Faulkner.

-t - Jan 21, 2005 9:59:05 am PST #9115 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Half my job is taking messages. It's always so funny to say "Would you like to leave a message?" and have the caller say yes and then wait for a beep.

DavidS - Jan 21, 2005 9:59:42 am PST #9116 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pffft. I think the real question should be, what DON'T I got that you want??? Oh, yeah.

Bare nape?

Dana - Jan 21, 2005 9:59:57 am PST #9117 of 10002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't understand why I have to do homework instead of being able to waste the entire day.

Wait, yes, I do. I'm just bitter.

I truly don't understand the appeal of The Apprentice. Or how dust bunnies multiply so fast.

Steph L. - Jan 21, 2005 10:00:21 am PST #9118 of 10002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Pffft. I think the real question should be, what DON'T I got that you want??? Oh, yeah.

Bare nape?

Heh. Point.

Atropa - Jan 21, 2005 10:05:23 am PST #9119 of 10002

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I don't understand why I'm suffering from a relapse of The Ick.

I don't understand why people in my office building don't think I won't notice when they whisper to each other and point at me.

I don't understand why I can't find good-quality black & white striped satin that isn't acetate.

tommyrot - Jan 21, 2005 10:08:32 am PST #9120 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't understand why I can't find good-quality black & white striped satin that isn't acetate.

'Cuz your time machine is broken again?

Kalshane - Jan 21, 2005 10:09:01 am PST #9121 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I think we should play Things I just don't understand.

Caffine-free diet soda

Fox Executives

I would say "cricket" but then ita would explain it

WASHINGTON – The White House has eliminated funding for a mission to service the Hubble Space Telescope from its 2006 budget request and directed NASA to focus solely on de-orbiting the popular spacecraft at the end of its life, according to government and industry sources.

Is there anyway we could reorient it to sit directly between the sun and the earth in such a way as to focus the light into a giant laser beam aimed at W's head?

shrift - Jan 21, 2005 10:09:30 am PST #9122 of 10002

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I don't understand why I have to do homework instead of being able to waste the entire day.

My cup runneth over with bitter.

Atropa - Jan 21, 2005 10:09:49 am PST #9123 of 10002

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

'Cuz your time machine is broken again?

Oh sure, *remind* me of that. Next time, I'm just trading something for magic beans, not magic technology.

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